The Fast Food Thread

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Harshaw

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Jimmy Johns is the best quick sandwich type place IMO.
They better be quick since they don't do any hot food at all.


Also the only things I like at Subway are the meatball and tuna sandwiches. All their cold cuts are trash.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Stopped in to local McDonald's for a quick bite and had enough points for a free Big Mac. They actually made it fresh and to order. When made right and when fresh, the Big Mac is still one of the best fast food burgers out there.
 
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Stopped in to local McDonald's for a quick bite and had enough points for a free Big Mac. They actually made it fresh and to order. When made right and when fresh, the Big Mac is still one of the best fast food burgers out there.
McDonald's burgers have their own unique flavor, which is what keeps them on the rotation for me. Nobody else has a burger that tastes the same as theirs. If I'm craving a burger, I wouldn't ever pick McDs though. They are just a thing of their own.
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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McDonald's burgers have their own unique flavor, which is what keeps them on the rotation for me. Nobody else has a burger that tastes the same as theirs. If I'm craving a burger, I wouldn't ever pick McDs though. They are just a thing of their own.
And when hot out of the oil, their fries are top shelf. No ketchup needed.
 
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Sevens

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Yeah those are always bullshit. They'll bring you one refill, then disappear for half an hour and bring back the check, forcing you to look bad if you want any more.
If my waiter isnt around I have NO problem flagging down the nearest employee, doesnt even have to be wait staff. I will make a fuss till I get what I want.
Yeah, im that asshole
 
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Harshaw

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McDonald's burgers have their own unique flavor, which is what keeps them on the rotation for me. Nobody else has a burger that tastes the same as theirs. If I'm craving a burger, I wouldn't ever pick McDs though. They are just a thing of their own.
My favorite food at McD's will always be their basic cheeseburgers.
 
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Fogel

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Only reason I really go to McDs is for nuggies since theirs is battered and everyone else breads theirs like a bunch of faggots
 

Lanx

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Stopped in to local McDonald's for a quick bite and had enough points for a free Big Mac. They actually made it fresh and to order. When made right and when fresh, the Big Mac is still one of the best fast food burgers out there.
if you want it made fresh, just ask for no onions

don't think you can have it made fresh by asking for "extra" onions, they'll just take a premade big mac from the bin and sprinkle on some more
 
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joz123

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They better be quick since they don't do any hot food at all.


Also the only things I like at Subway are the meatball and tuna sandwiches. All their cold cuts are trash.
Spicy Italian is the only sandwich I get there now. Meatball is terrible now and tuna is like 90% mayo.
 

Lanx

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Spicy Italian is the only sandwich I get there now. Meatball is terrible now and tuna is like 90% mayo.
ya'll realize that the reason why subway sucks is cuz theyre all owned by thieving pajeets that will nickle and dime your wallet
 

Sanrith Descartes

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ya'll realize that the reason why subway sucks is cuz theyre all owned by thieving pajeets that will nickle and dime your wallet
And even in doing so the average national profit of a single Subway is like $30-35k a year. The only way to make money on them is to own lots of them.
 

BoozeCube

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i haven't had subway in maybe 10years but i remember their yoga mat bread tasting really good, is this just memberberries?

Better and cheaper than damn near anywhere else.

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Araxen

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Breakfast Hot Pockets are really good in the air fryer. I will never go back to nuking them. lol

Too bad the majority of hot pockets are terrible now.
 
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Xevy

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In High School I used to kill a pack of Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pockets twice a week. Then I moved on to Italian meatball. My family however loved the BBQ ones which were okay if you microwaved them enough, but the meat was the most dubious of quality possible so you'd get a lot of flat chewy pieces that might as well been chunks of shoe soles.
 

Alex

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Only smart thing Subway ever did was $5 footlongs but that era is long gone thanks to fags like Biden.

The $5 foot long ended in 2016.

Backing up the no onions request for fresh McD's burgers. Cheat code. Do it every time.
 
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TJT

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In High School I used to kill a pack of Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pockets twice a week. Then I moved on to Italian meatball. My family however loved the BBQ ones which were okay if you microwaved them enough, but the meat was the most dubious of quality possible so you'd get a lot of flat chewy pieces that might as well been chunks of shoe soles.
Growing up with four siblings hot pockets, bagel bites, pizza rolls, or anything like that had a lifespan of about 30 seconds. I always begged my dad to buy the cheddar broccoli ones because none of them would eat it but me lol.
 

Erronius

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Backing up the no onions request for fresh McD's burgers. Cheat code. Do it every time.

I never did this, but I knew people who would just grab a burger, scrape off everything, redo mustard/ketchup/pickle, and rewrap

EDIT: this was before staging cabinets; wasn't much point with staging, honestly not sure what they're doing now