The Fast Food Thread

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Lanx said:
tomorrow is 50% off candy day
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You're one of those assholes that hands out holiday inn toothpaste to trick or treaters, aren't you?

I had way more kids than usual this year for some reason. Still got a couple pounds of chocolate left over. Used to crush it in one day, now It lasts me a week or two.
 
Lanx

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Furry said:
You're one of those assholes that hands out holiday inn toothpaste to trick or treaters, aren't you?

I had way more kids than usual this year for some reason. Still got a couple pounds of chocolate left over. Used to crush it in one day, now It lasts me a week or two.
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i meant going to the grocery
 
Furry

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Lanx said:
i meant going to the grocery
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That's my point. If you're out there fighting the mexicans for 50% off sweet tarts, what happened to all the candy left over from handing it out to the kids.
 
Lanx

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Furry said:
That's my point. If you're out there fighting the mexicans for 50% off sweet tarts, what happened to all the candy left over from handing it out to the kids.
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huh, i'm telling you guys, i literally have 50lbs of candy in a bin
 
Animosity

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It’s pouring rain where I live so I didn’t get many kids this year. Was gonna give all the candy to the next kid who comes and no one came lol.
 
Xevy

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135 this year. Would've been more if it was the weekend. Lowest the last 10+ years has been 75 and highest 215 I think.
 
Sevens

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Around where I live you don't dare try and buy candy the day after Halloween.
The Mennonites around here usually shop for candy 1 day a year and they will have it all gone five mins after the store opens

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TJT

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Palum said:
Today was 100% off candy day. Fucking ghost town this year, had maybe 40 kids last year and 7 this year. Guess they all went to a different neighborhood.
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Kids don't knock on doors anymore.

The neighborhood moms instructed me to stand on the driveway to handout candy. It was only for like an hour so I indulged them. But I was sitting on the tailgate of my truck a few beers deep handing out candy because kids are taught to never go to the door anymore?

I have no idea.
 
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Juvarisx

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TJT said:
Kids don't knock on doors anymore.

The neighborhood moms instructed me to stand on the driveway to handout candy. It was only for like an hour so I indulged them. But I was sitting on the tailgate of my truck a few beers deep handing out candy because kids are taught to never go to the door anymore?

I have no idea.
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You read enough shit of people shooting delivery drivers through doors, its hard to blame parents really, but thats the reality we live in these days. My wife took the kido to our friends gated community to do it with their kids. they and a great time but the entire community contributes and makes it a real treat, and its just easier to walk driveway to driveway in that scenario.
 
Juvarisx

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Zzen said:
lol wut
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www.nbcnews.com

Teen pizza delivery driver shot at multiple times after parking in the wrong driveway

Caiden Wheeler was delivering pizza when he pulled into the wrong driveway. Ryan Babcock was arrested and charged in the shooting.
www.nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com


abcnews.go.com

Instacart delivery workers in Florida shot at after going to the wrong address, police say

A Florida man shot at a car with two people after they went to the wrong address trying to deliver an Instacart order, police said.
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Zzen

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Juvarisx said:
www.nbcnews.com

Teen pizza delivery driver shot at multiple times after parking in the wrong driveway

Caiden Wheeler was delivering pizza when he pulled into the wrong driveway. Ryan Babcock was arrested and charged in the shooting.
www.nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com


abcnews.go.com

Instacart delivery workers in Florida shot at after going to the wrong address, police say

A Florida man shot at a car with two people after they went to the wrong address trying to deliver an Instacart order, police said.
abcnews.go.com abcnews.go.com
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Let kids be kids brah.
 
Animosity

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TJT said:
Kids don't knock on doors anymore.

The neighborhood moms instructed me to stand on the driveway to handout candy. It was only for like an hour so I indulged them. But I was sitting on the tailgate of my truck a few beers deep handing out candy because kids are taught to never go to the door anymore?

I have no idea.
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I didn’t get many kids to my house this year. The city pushes a lot of trick or treating to businesses or stupid trunk or treat events. So much fear pushing in everything these days.
 
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Void

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Speaking of melt, I literally just had two similar restaurants open up within a quarter of a mile of me, within like a month of each other. The Melt, and Melty.

The Melt | Grilled Cheese | MeltBurger | California

www.themelt.com www.themelt.com

MENU | Melty

www.lovemelty.com www.lovemelty.com

Don't get me wrong, I'm going to try them both at some point, but there are a ton of other restaurants in the area that offer similar, just not "melt" themed. And if I want to see skanky hoes I can go to Twin Peaks and get a pretty decent burger, all things considered. Or Mel's Diner or Bruschi's for even better. All even closer than the melt ones.

I'm thinking at least one, maybe both, will be out of business within a year.
 
Mist

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Went to McDonald's. Got a Chicken Big Mac. Wasn't disappointed.
 
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