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Went to grab some McRibs at McDonalds today but they were "sold out" because they ran out of BBQ sauce for the sandwiches.


yeah I picked up a little snack today.
Cheeseburger pack came with another 2 medium fries and a 20 piece.

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Malakriss

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I think you mean a hamburger. Which has existed since forever. But only in the last decade did retard companies make everything a Cheeseburger and force you to special order the cheese off.
 
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I hate that. The item is a hamburger and cheese is a modifier and any company who sells cheeseburgers as a default item suck cock by choice
 
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Did you order a fraking cheeseburger without cheese you heathen?
Yeah I love their regular hamburgers.

If I wanted cheese I get the best which is of course the Quarter pounder with cheese.
 

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Cheese and caramel popcorn is one of the best snacks.
Makes me miss the mom and pop place near me that did popcorn that was better than garett's at 1/5 the price. I could crush me some caramel and cashews mixed with cheese.
 
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Harshaw

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Makes me miss the mom and pop place near me that did popcorn that was better than garett's at 1/5 the price. I could crush me some caramel and cashews mixed with cheese.
Garret's, although good, is also tourist trap food. There are a lot of places, even over the border, that make just as good or better. I used to get bags of hot cheddar caramel popcorn, at the local mall, that was fantastic.
 

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Cheese and caramel popcorn is one of the best snacks.
I'd pay double for bags that could 100% guarantee no kernel's. The anxiety of chomping down on that deliciousness and breaking a tooth is real.
 
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I'd pay double for bags that could 100% guarantee no kernel's. The anxiety of chomping down on that deliciousness and breaking a tooth is real.
I've never had a kernel when I go to a popcorn store. If you're talking about microwave bags, just turn it over and shake with the opening down when its done. 99% of the kernals will fall out. Always baffles me people don't know to do that.
 
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The Garrett Cheddar/Carmel popcorn mix is particularly bad. So delicious, so dangerous.
 
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Animosity

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I've never had a kernel when I go to a popcorn store. If you're talking about microwave bags, just turn it over and shake with the opening down when its done. 99% of the kernals will fall out. Always baffles me people don't know to do that.
Well thats a new life hack I never knew. Its like opening bananas from the other end!
 
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BoozeCube

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I disagree. Cheese to a Hamburger is as Pepperoni is to a Pizza.

When you order a pizza, Does it default to pepperoni?

It doesn't have to be a pepperoni but it certainly doesn't default to a plain ass garbage tier cheese pizza which is pretty much the equivalent of a plain dry hamburger.

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