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So they add alcohol or is this just an accurate description of the soda fountain's cleanliness?

Just wait until you learn that there is no other way fountains operate and that flavor you love so much is in fact, filth.
 
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Kharzette

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I don't often eat Everquest food these days, but I recently got some hellfire pizza rolls.

I was amazed how they were fiery hot, and yet somewhat flavourless. Maybe the heat burned away my taste buds. I ended up drowning them in Ranch as a last ditch attempt to save my tongue.
 
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I don't often eat Everquest food these days, but I recently got some hellfire pizza rolls.

I was amazed how they were fiery hot, and yet somewhat flavourless. Maybe the heat burned away my taste buds. I ended up drowning them in Ranch as a last ditch attempt to save my tongue.
Food has become even worse than the 90s and 2000s somehow.
 
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So they add alcohol or is this just an accurate description of the soda fountain's cleanliness?
It is coffee flavor I think? I could be wrong about that one, but I know they also have a "Dream" version that basically tastes like you made an ice cream float out of it. I stopped at a random TB in the middle of nowhere on a road trip a few weeks ago and they had like every single flavor of soda in a dirty and dream version. As well as the freezes for a few of them. I got a dream baja blast freeze, and it was amazing. Way too fucking small and airy though.

EDIT: I didn't see that the pic was BOTH dirty and dream. I was referring to just dirty when I said coffee flavor. Mixing the two seems like an unholy abomination, but who knows.
 

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It is coffee flavor I think? I could be wrong about that one, but I know they also have a "Dream" version that basically tastes like you made an ice cream float out of it. I stopped at a random TB in the middle of nowhere on a road trip a few weeks ago and they had like every single flavor of soda in a dirty and dream version. As well as the freezes for a few of them. I got a dream baja blast freeze, and it was amazing. Way too fucking small and airy though.

EDIT: I didn't see that the pic was BOTH dirty and dream. I was referring to just dirty when I said coffee flavor. Mixing the two seems like an unholy abomination, but who knows.

I watched them make it and it seemed like a creamer or coffee cream.
 

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I watched them make it and it seemed like a creamer or coffee cream.
Sad Jim Carrey GIF
 

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My kid works at McDonald's and was telling me about this. Sounds gross but she said some combinations were really good
 

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It's just the new drink fad. Like "suicides" when I was a kid.
When I did soda fountains eons ago some combos were really popular. Women wanted half diet all the time and a certain demographic really liked sprite and orange soda.
 

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When I did soda fountains eons ago some combos were really popular. Women wanted half diet all the time and a certain demographic really liked sprite and orange soda.
I used to really like half sprite/coke when I was a kid.
 
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moonarchia

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I don't often eat Everquest food these days, but I recently got some hellfire pizza rolls.

I was amazed how they were fiery hot, and yet somewhat flavourless. Maybe the heat burned away my taste buds. I ended up drowning them in Ranch as a last ditch attempt to save my tongue.
The pepperoni ones were better than the cheese ones. Whatever they were using to spice needed some flavor to cut it down a notch.
 

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Tried out the new Jimmy John's. Definitely better bread and meat than Subway. I wish they had some hot sandwiches but not too bad. Also tried the Orange Cream Coke. It tastes just like orange cream to me, I don't get any Coke flavor, but it's pretty good if you like orange cream.
 

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So had to run to hardware store this AM for supplies. All of a sudden I have a brilliant idea to stop at the Taco Bell for breakfast. Pull up to drive through "sorry we don't do breakfast anymore".

Wtf
 

moonarchia

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So had to run to hardware store this AM for supplies. All of a sudden I have a brilliant idea to stop at the Taco Bell for breakfast. Pull up to drive through "sorry we don't do breakfast anymore".

Wtf
The ones in Denver still do. But if your local store wasn't making enough to offset the costs, well, how it goes.
 

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Woke up late. No woody. It’s earned a day off imo. Intermittent fasting day. I just ate my breakfast a 12 slice deep dish pizza. Pot of coffee. All my MAGA Republican buddies have already gone to church. If you go on a Sunday you are doing it wrong imo.