The Fast Food Thread

McCheese · Sep 15, 2014

I think I finally overdid it. Last night I broke down and ate a package of sugar cookies, bag of doritos, and bag of chewy sprees after dinner and when I woke up this morning I felt like death. I had a fever, my muscles ached so much I could barely move, and my stomach felt like it was on the verge of an explosive shit but I couldn't get anything to come out. I had gone out to a restaurant for dinner, so I'm not sure if it was the food I had there, the late-night gorging, or both.

Mist · Sep 15, 2014

joeboo_sl said:
Goddamn I hate this soda so much, but I know some people loved it

Coca-Cola Brings Back Surge Soda to Tap 1990s Nostalgia - Businessweek

Right in the middle of my freshman year at Mizzou is when Surge came out(1996), and everywhere on campus stopped serving/selling mellow yellow(basically Coke's version of Mt Dew) to sell Surge. And Surge was horrible. I loved Mellow Yellow and those bastards took it away.

There were people handing out free bottles and cans of surge all over campus as a promotion, I wanted to punch them, I couldn't even drink it for free as a poor college student, it was just that bad.

Surge and Pepsi One got me to stop drinking soda. Shit was so bad it ruined soda completely.

I'll drink a Dr. Pepper or a Fanta every once in a while but that's it.

lurkingdirk · Sep 15, 2014

McCheese_sl said:
I think I finally overdid it. Last night I broke down and ate a package of sugar cookies, bag of doritos, and bag of chewy sprees after dinner and when I woke up this morning I felt like death. I had a fever, my muscles ached so much I could barely move, and my stomach felt like it was on the verge of an explosive shit but I couldn't get anything to come out. I had gone out to a restaurant for dinner, so I'm not sure if it was the food I had there, the late-night gorging, or both.

Regardless, I salute you, sir. I would be dead if I did that shit. No exaggeration.

Hekotat · Sep 16, 2014

joeboo_sl said:
Goddamn I hate this soda so much, but I know some people loved it

Coca-Cola Brings Back Surge Soda to Tap 1990s Nostalgia - Businessweek

Right in the middle of my freshman year at Mizzou is when Surge came out(1996), and everywhere on campus stopped serving/selling mellow yellow(basically Coke's version of Mt Dew) to sell Surge. And Surge was horrible. I loved Mellow Yellow and those bastards took it away.

There were people handing out free bottles and cans of surge all over campus as a promotion, I wanted to punch them, I couldn't even drink it for free as a poor college student, it was just that bad.

Two of us at work ordered a case to split, I don't remember what it tasted like but I know I loved it.

They came to our high school and filled up a GIGANTIC swimming pool with nothing but ice and surge for 2 weeks, it was as much as you could carry free. Everyone's backpacks were full as shit with nothing but Surge.

We drank that stuff religiously and then one day it just vanished.

EDIT: I also never drink soda so 6 cans should last me a year.

Mario Speedwagon · Sep 16, 2014

Pita pit is pretty damn tasty for those asking. There's one on our high street here and getting a gyro or prime rib stuffed pita at 2am after a night out is pretty ace.

Soygen · Sep 16, 2014

There's a Pita Pit near me. They are decent.

Also, RIP in Peace, McCheese.

Vitality · Sep 16, 2014

RIP McCheese.

I know them feels, I overdid it at the state fair sunday... Ate a 1lb burger, still feeling the heeby jeebies.

I skipped most of the bun, but it was 4 well sized patties with a fist full of onions and cheese on top.

Lanx · Sep 16, 2014

Vitality_sl said:
One uses tomatoes one doesn't.

just made cantonese tomato beef last weekend.

Tenks · Sep 16, 2014

That looks like someone vomited on the plate then took a shit on it

Alex · Sep 16, 2014

I bet it tastes alright though. I don't care for presentation of food that I make at home. It never looks that great. All about that taste.

Noodleface · Sep 16, 2014

Sometimes I make ground beef, beef gravy and white rice/mashed potatoes and layer the beef on top. I think it's called shit on a shingle.

It basically looks like diarrhea on a plate but tastes like Jesus' cum.

Salshun_sl · Sep 16, 2014

McCheese_sl said:
I think I finally overdid it. Last night I broke down and ate a package of sugar cookies, bag of doritos, and bag of chewy sprees after dinner and when I woke up this morning I felt like death. I had a fever, my muscles ached so much I could barely move, and my stomach felt like it was on the verge of an explosive shit but I couldn't get anything to come out. I had gone out to a restaurant for dinner, so I'm not sure if it was the food I had there, the late-night gorging, or both.

Koushirou · Sep 16, 2014

NoodleAnus_sl said:
Sometimes I make ground beef, beef gravy and white rice/mashed potatoes and layer the beef on top. I think it's called shit on a shingle.

It basically looks like diarrhea on a plate but tastes like Jesus' cum.

Shit on a shingle is usually creamed chipped beef on toast, but I don't know if there's multiple versions of it. Still looks and tastes like Jesus cum, though.

joz123 · Sep 16, 2014

This Thursday is national cheeseburger day and Farmer Boys has their big cheese burger for 1 dollar. You just have to go to their facebook page for the coupon.

https://www.facebook.com/FarmerBoysF...52313627781272

chaos · Sep 16, 2014

Wouldn't Jesus' cum just taste like some arab dude's semen? You don't even have to cook for that, you can probably get that pretty easily.

lurkingdirk · Sep 16, 2014

Xevy · Sep 17, 2014

McDonald's has a "blitz box" right now for about $13. Two big macs, two medium fries, two 10pc nuggets. Not bad for the fatty venturing off the dollar menu.

Grimmlokk · Sep 17, 2014

Joeboo · Sep 17, 2014

McDonalds is giving away free small coffees for the next week or so, just FYI. Their coffee is decent.

Jilariz_sl · Sep 17, 2014

McCheese_sl said:
I think I finally overdid it. Last night I broke down and ate a package of sugar cookies, bag of doritos, and bag of chewy sprees after dinner and when I woke up this morning I felt like death. I had a fever, my muscles ached so much I could barely move, and my stomach felt like it was on the verge of an explosive shit but I couldn't get anything to come out. I had gone out to a restaurant for dinner, so I'm not sure if it was the food I had there, the late-night gorging, or both.

Do you do this shit too?

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