The Fast Food Thread

Noodleface

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I've polished off a few pints of Haagen Daaz strawberry ice cream, that shit is fuckin crack. My wife is 100 pounds and I'm fairly confident she could eat two pints in one sitting and sprinkle in some chocolates and a soda.
 

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There's no challenge in eating shit laced with sugar and fat, though. It literally tricks your mind into craving more and continuing to binge. It's nothing special.

Now, if you said you ate a 48 oz steak with a rack of ribs or something I might be impressed.
 

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I don't know why anyone would eat at McDonald's if other fast food choices were available. Their shit is basically sludge reformed into various meat products. The other places have much higher quality ingredients, at least it feels that way. Plus McDonald's basically targets their advertisements to black people.
 

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I think every fast food place has a handful of items that make it worthwhile to go there. For example, I'd go to McD's if I'm craving a jalapeno double or a bacon habanero ranch quarter pounder. Wendy's if I want a spicy chicken sandwich. Burger King if I want a whopper or the always delightful A1 ultimate bacon cheeseburger.

I'd never go to any fast food place and just order a regular hamburger, though. There are plenty of places like Five Guys that do simple hamburgers much better than your low tier fast food joints.

*Edit* I do think McD's should decide if they want to be the cheap, crappy fast food place that poor people eat at, or a bit higher tier with fancier menu items like BK and Wendy's have done. McD's has been trying to be both, and it just doesn't work.

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Plus McDonald's basically targets their advertisements to black people.
I'm almost positive we went through this recently in this very thread. It largely depends on where you live. I get the same commercials since I pick up stations from D.C. and Baltimore, which are both heavily black cities. I think if you go out to KKKville in the Midwest you'd encounter different commercials.
 

Vaclav

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Was there anything black in the recent nostalgia bomb commercial? Grumpy cat, smurfs, etc one...

Seems like they're moving away from blacksclusive advertising.
 

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The latest commercial I saw was the one where they changed the menu and the black lady does a little stupid dance. I think their commercials have been a bit more racially diverse than previous years but I still think that is the primary demographic they try to advertise to.
 

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McDonald's is truly the worst, the fat people at my work love to eat it(no surprise there), I just get a coffee there every morning because I have no other close options.
 

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The latest commercial I saw was the one where they changed the menu and the black lady does a little stupid dance. I think their commercials have been a bit more racially diverse than previous years but I still think that is the primary demographic they try to advertise to.
Mc Donalds should come out with a black lives matter BigMac box just to be ironic.
 

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McDonald's is truly the worst, the fat people at my work love to eat it(no surprise there), I just get a coffee there every morning because I have no other close options.
McD's coffee is better than most pricey coffee I've had. It certainly blows away shit like Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts, at the very least. I love when McDonald's does their 99cent any beverage promotions. Large McD's coffee for 99cents? Yes, please!
 

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Their jalapeno double is amazing. I personally love their chicken nuggets with the batter instead of breading. No one does a better chicken nugget IMO. Wendy's blows. I used to love McDonalds chicken sandwiches better than anything, but no surprise, Wendy's has taken over that spot.

But it's pretty stupid when a meal costs $8... I get prices go up, but that's dumb.
 

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I'm almost positive we went through this recently in this very thread. It largely depends on where you live. I get the same commercials since I pick up stations from D.C. and Baltimore, which are both heavily black cities. I think if you go out to KKKville in the Midwest you'd encounter different commercials.
My state is 94% white. All the McD's commercials are still black targeted.
 

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McD's coffee is better than most pricey coffee I've had. It certainly blows away shit like Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts, at the very least. I love when McDonald's does their 99cent any beverage promotions. Large McD's coffee for 99cents? Yes, please!
Ours has been one dollar any size coffee for the last three years almost.
 

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Ours has been one dollar any size coffee for the last three years almost.
Here too, and it also applies to soft drinks. A time or two I have even gotten my food elsewhere and then hit the McD's drive thru for my drink.