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McCheese_sl said:
As a Certified Doritos Expert, the vast majority of Doritos flavor are terrible. Nacho Cheese and Spicy Nacho are the only two that are really great, with Cool Ranch being tolerable if you're one of those weirdos that likes that shit. All the other dozens of flavors you see in the grocery aisles range from mediocre to terribad. This includes the Doritos variants, such as Doritos Jacked 3D and Doritos Dynamite Sticks (except when in the aforementioned acceptable flavors).

It is known.
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What pisses me off is how they badly they failed to make these:
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Taste like these:
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Bring back Pizzarias dammit!
 
lurkingdirk

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McCheese_sl said:
As a Certified Doritos Expert, the vast majority of Doritos flavor are terrible. Nacho Cheese and Spicy Nacho are the only two that are really great, with Cool Ranch being tolerable if you're one of those weirdos that likes that shit. All the other dozens of flavors you see in the grocery aisles range from mediocre to terribad. This includes the Doritos variants, such as Doritos Jacked 3D and Doritos Dynamite Sticks (except when in the aforementioned acceptable flavors).

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You need to make "Certified Doritos Expert" your user title. It's wrong that you have not done so already.
 
Soygen

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Oh, shit! Pizzarias. I forgot about those. They were good.
 
Crone

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Salsa Verde is pretty damn good flavor. Cool Ranch is great, and Nacho is sub-par to Spicy Nacho, but that could entirely be due to burn out on Nacho flavor.
 
Fifey

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Bros, the only two Taco bells in Portland downtown region are closed for remodel. Help me through this dark time.
 
Hekotat

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McCheese_sl said:
As a Certified Doritos Expert, the vast majority of Doritos flavor are terrible. Nacho Cheese and Spicy Nacho are the only two that are really great, with Cool Ranch being tolerable if you're one of those weirdos that likes that shit. All the other dozens of flavors you see in the grocery aisles range from mediocre to terribad. This includes the Doritos variants, such as Doritos Jacked 3D and Doritos Dynamite Sticks (except when in the aforementioned acceptable flavors).

It is known.
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Can we get a picture of said Certificate?
 
Crone

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Work contracts a company to run a "Cafe" on our 1st floor, and I saw the Dr Pepper rep down there, and asked him about the real sugar Dr Pepper. He said that it just is getting released all over, and he said it's not limited time, and will stay around. So I guess start looking for real sugar Dr Pepper in glass bottles at your grocery store any time now.
 
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Crone_sl said:
Work contracts a company to run a "Cafe" on our 1st floor, and I saw the Dr Pepper rep down there, and asked him about the real sugar Dr Pepper. He said that it just is getting released all over, and he said it's not limited time, and will stay around. So I guess start looking for real sugar Dr Pepper in glass bottles at your grocery store any time now.
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hell ya
 
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joeboo_sl said:
Taco Bell bros... I saw an ad over the weekend that they have a new "Diablo" sauce, they claim it is their hottest sauce ever(above "fire"). Anyone try it yet? I hope it actually is a nice burn, Fire sauce is pretty damn weak.
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Just tried it, and its very disappointing. Its hotter than Fire for sure, but it tastes like vinegar and chemicals, and the spices were ground a little coarse, so it was a bit gritty. Leaves a nice burning behind, but only for a minute or two. Half packet of Diablo with a full packet of Fire over the top of it was good on a quesadilla though.


Side note, I had curry for lunch and Taco Bell for dinner. Oh god, what I have I done?
 
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Crone_sl said:
Work contracts a company to run a "Cafe" on our 1st floor, and I saw the Dr Pepper rep down there, and asked him about the real sugar Dr Pepper. He said that it just is getting released all over, and he said it's not limited time, and will stay around. So I guess start looking for real sugar Dr Pepper in glass bottles at your grocery store any time now.
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Obesity here I come! SHIT IS ON BROS
 
Lanx

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since whole foods opened up right next door to me, i'm trying shit i see on sale, wtf, why do their chips taste good? so far i've tried their veggie chips, feels "lighter" than your basic wise or lays tastes pretty good too, gah i hate this.
 
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I got real sugar dr pepper at our Mariano's today which is like... A step above Publix but not quite Whole Foods? Anyways it's been there awhile so not surprised to hear they are doing it all over.
 
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Crone_sl said:
Salsa Verde is pretty damn good flavor. Cool Ranch is great, and Nacho is sub-par to Spicy Nacho, but that could entirely be due to burn out on Nacho flavor.
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Yeah I love the Salsa Verde ones but the stores in my area rarely stock it.
 
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