The Fast Food Thread

Soygen

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It's your wife, so I won't tell you what I think of that.
 
Mist

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joeboo_sl said:
Speaking of chips

anytime there is a bag of chips in the house, my wife likes to leave it setting open on the kitchen counter so she can grab one anytime she walks through the kitchen throughout the day.

shit goes stale fast...rustles my jimmies hard.

Whatever happened to sitting the bag on the couch next to you and shoveling it into your face like a heathen while you watch TV? She ends up eating like 5 chips tops, but it takes her 10 hours to do it and they all start to get stale.
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Tell her to put a few in a fucking bowl and leave the bowl on the table and then put the rest away. And to stop living like a filthy fucking animal.
 
McCheese

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That's why pringles are a superior chip. The easily resealable package allows for chip grazing without worrying about them going stale or dirtying extra dishes.
 
Noodleface

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My wife just doesn't understand the concept of shit going stale. I don't get it.

She leaves bags open everywhere
 
chthonic-anemos

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They probably do it on purpose."I just can't trust myself around snacks.. better ruin the entire package so I don't gain any weight."
 
McCheese

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The Ancient_sl said:
Today I would like to know: Does McCheese know pringles aren't potato chips?
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They are shaped like potato chips and have potato as an ingredient, so yes, I consider them potato chips and I think if you ask the vast, vast majority of people "What are Pringles?" they would answer "potato chips." Get the fuck out of here with that silly technical bullshit.
 
Vaclav

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Tenks_sl said:
Maybe she thinks that chips left in the bag after the initial opening are leftovers?
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Been having the same problem here recently - buying some of those tupperware for cereal or something to put stuff I'm worried about staling in next time I at Target.

Wasn't bad in MD with it's humidity but with FL humidity stuff stales in like a day.
 
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Tenks

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The only oddity my wife has with bagged snacks is she only opens a small hole on one side of the bag only her tiny hand can fit inside instead of opening the entire thing. My hands are like double the size of hers so I just have to rip the entire thing open anyways. Oddly enough at a cookout we had I noticed her brother did the same thing. Crazy people I tell ya.
 
Joeboo

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Did you marry into a family of carnies? They all have small hands and smell like cabbage.
 
Mist

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McCheese_sl said:
That's why pringles are a superior chip. The easily resealable package allows for chip grazing without worrying about them going stale or dirtying extra dishes.
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Sun Chips are the most superior. You just eat the whole bag then lie to yourself and say they're healthy. No resealing necessary.
 
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Tenks

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And since they got rid of their hippie bio bag you no longer require ear protection while eating them
 
Khane

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Now I'm sitting here trying to think of what my favorite chip is. I can't do it, I love so many.
 
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