The Fast Food Thread

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Gravy

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Just saw an ad for Wendy's Baconator french fries. I may have to tell my Doc to go fuck himself and try those.
 

Gravy

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Damn. Well, I may just go ahead and tell him to fuck himself just on general principle then.
 

Sir Funk

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Man, I have been trying to get to Wendy's for one of those Dill Chicken Sandwiches but I just never crossed paths with one until this weekend, so I hit the drive-through and place my order for a few only to have them tell me that they no longer serve the dill chicken!!!

I was going to get the Baconator Fries as a replacement but in my sadness I just got a frosty and fries and headed over to Taco Bell for a little fast food Bang Bang.
 

Ritley

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I had the baconator fries during my weekend road trip, they were pretty good. Maybe you had them sit too long, but they weren't all that soggy for me. Flavor was really good with the cheese and bacon. I got the dill chicken while I was there (yesterday), so not sure why you wouldn't be able to
 

Siliconemelons

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Did your dill chicken actually have dill pickles? because ever since the revamp of their "old fashon" burgers a few years back all they have is nasty bread and butter / sweet pickles - even on their DILL chicken at all the wendys near me..yet they call them dill- I will even ask "are they dill pickels?" "yes" no they are not! ruining my wendys burgers for many moons now.
 

Khane

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You guys have that much of an affinity for dill in your pickle brines? Or are you just confusing "dill" with "sour" and "half-sour"?
 

Agraza

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I'm not a pickle hipster (though, actually, my dad is). I just enjoy the dill pickles I buy from the store and hate the b&b. I put what I assume are "dill" pickles on my subs and sandwiches at restaurants often.

My dad makes his own pickles. They're fucking weird. He does spicy and garlicky and w/e else. Usually pretty good, but always dill. In that case I know it's dill since he grows it, and I helped him bottle one year.
 

Noodleface

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I have to smell pickles. If I accidentally taste a bread and butter I get physically ill feeling in my stomach.

I mean yeah it looks weird sniffing pickles, but I am not putting the wrong pickle in my mouth.
 

Gravy

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I now imagine Noodle as a Mexican whorehouse madam, checking all clients as they come through the door.

How do you feel about sweet midgets?
 

Noodleface

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Midgets are ok, a little weird because they're so small but as long as the flavor is there the size isn't a big issue; just psychological I guess.

 

Tenks

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My mom has a phobia of midgets. She can't even explain why outside of saying "They make me nervous." She gets really weirded out that their legs stick straight out when sitting in a chair.
 

Tenks

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Hahahaha. That's actually really funny. Does she hate children too?
No I've brought this up to her in the past and it does not apply to children. Only midgets.

I should also say she is convinced the world is conspiring against her to make her interact with midgets. She was at the department store buying makeup and the person applying makeup to her was a midget. She was getting orientation at a charity she works for and the person leading it was a midget. Hilariously she said "I didn't hear a damn word she said because I couldn't stop staring at her legs just sticking straight out."
 

Tenks

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My wife is only 5'2" on a good day and some chairs make her legs stick out. For whatever reason THAT doesn't weird my mom out either. Only when the person is a full fledged midget.