The Fast Food Thread

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joeboo_sl said:
No offense to the good people of Rhode Island, but the only 2 people I ever knew from RI were a couple that used to be in my EQ/WOW guild, she was a stripper and I'm pretty sure he was either a pimp or a drug dealer or both.

Damn good warlock/rogue combo though in WoW, but she'd send her nasty tatted-up nudes to anyone in the guild that paid her any attention at all.
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Oh, I never said we were short on used up whores.
 
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Cadillac Lounge in RI is full service, known a few guys that have done everything imaginable with the whores there.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
Got any of those nudes still saved?
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chaos

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Soygen_sl said:
Got any of those nudes still saved?
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Fucking for real joeboo. I've seen some women naked, now I want to see the rest of them.

Headed to Ocean City tomorrow with the kids. Anything worth checking out there in the food department?
 
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chaos_sl said:
Fucking for real joeboo. I've seen some women naked, now I want o see the rest of them.

Headed to Ocean City tomorrow with the kids. Anything worth checking out there in the food department?
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Hit up Phillips seafood buffet. About $35 a head but you can easily make it worth it with the amount of crab you can shovel into your facehole there.
 
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chaos_sl said:
Fucking for real joeboo. I've seen some women naked, now I want to see the rest of them.

Headed to Ocean City tomorrow with the kids. Anything worth checking out there in the food department?
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OC Maryland? Hit up Dumsers, but not the boardwalk location, for some mind blowing milkshakes.

*Edit* Looked it up: the best Dumser's location is on 49th street. Be aware if you go at night it is usually packed, though.
 
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Chic-fil-a here also has attractive females

My current favorite Burger King sandwich is actually the BBQ
 
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Chysamere_sl said:
Anyway, I've been kicking this idea around in my head about sending a box of something to someone. Originally I was just going to send "the package" to someone in this thread, but I figured, this is a forum right? Why not make it interactive. Put on a show for the masses.

My current idea is this: Screenshots forum post making it a competition. To enter, simply post the reason why I should send you "the package" - I'll pick a shortlist of 8-10 people, and the forum can vote on who receives the snacks - The receiver would then be contractually obligated (on pain of negs) to eat everything and post their thoughts on it (and pictures if possible)

Mad? Too much work? Stupid? Boring? What do you think.
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Would be fun, worth a shot. Not much reaction here but I think you'd get some takers in Screenshots.


One of my sister's employees is a Chinese woman. Super friendly and she makes the best fucking dumplings. Anyways, last year when she went home to visit she brought back gifts. For my niece she gave her this huge grab bag full of Chinese "candy". I put it in quotation marks because at least half of it was outright awful. Like stuff tasted like weird bitter rotted meat or year old moldy vegetables. There were a few things that were delicious though. It was an experience trying them all.

edit: Actually she might be Japanese. Or Korean. I just kind of assumed Chinese because of the dumplings, have never met her. Dai Ling? Something like that, looks like a Chinese name. Whatever, she had weird Asian candy.
 
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Grimmlokk_sl said:
edit: Actually she might be Japanese. Or Korean. I just kind of assumed Chinese because of the dumplings, have never met her. Dai Ling? Something like that, looks like a Chinese name. Whatever, she had weird Asian candy.
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lol, every asian country has a version of dumplings and weird ass Candy gwei lo's would treat like hissing cockaroaches. But she does sound more Chinesey if that helps.
 
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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Anyways, last year when she went home to visit she brought back gifts. For my niece she gave her this huge grab bag full of Chinese "candy". I put it in quotation marks because at least half of it was outright awful. Like stuff tasted like weird bitter rotted meat or year old moldy vegetables. There were a few things that were delicious though. It was an experience trying them all.

edit: Actually she might be Japanese. Or Korean. I just kind of assumed Chinese because of the dumplings, have never met her. Dai Ling? Something like that, looks like a Chinese name. Whatever, she had weird Asian candy.
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Sounds like the Chinese version of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

One of the local sushi places is run by an elderly Japanese couple and they make their own caramels they give you when they bring your check. I don't even particularly like caramel but those things are fuckin' delicious.
 
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Burgers down.

The beef one was pretty damn spicy. Spicy enough that my friend couldn't eat his. The chicken one wasn't as spicy, but both were delicious. You could really taste the tomato in the bun.
 
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Not quite fast food but the 711 Mountain Dew Sonic Flare or whatever slurpee is the winner of summer drinks.
 
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