The Fast Food Thread

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On assignment from the Kingdom of Shu, Liu Bei's town of Chengdu, I decided to help my bros (and girls) out and investigate once again a little junk food in China.



First up is Chicken Flavored Cheetos. These taste like a Cheeto flavored Chicken in a Biskit. So if you like Cheetos or Chicken in a Biskit you'd love these.
Next to it is Italian Red Meat Lays. They taste like Lasagna flavored Lays. Both of these chips are amazing.


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Next up for only the mostThuggish Ruggish of Bone Thugsis the Sichuan Hot Pot flavored Lays. These are by far my new favorite chip and have overtaken my previous number 1 being Herr's Old Bay Seasoned Chips. They are pretty hot but what makes them unique is the cumin and hua jiao (Numbing pepper) powder. If you like Sichuan or spicy food go with these.


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After you left your mouth on fire it's time to cool down with a little Green Tea Ice Cream Flavored Oreos. I thought these would suck but they actually use real Green Tea powder so they are pretty damn good (Once again if you like Green Tea). I also tried the chocolate and peanut butter ones but we have those already.


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I'm bringing back a suitcase full of this stuff so PM if you want any.

I'll post street and real food later.
 
Borzak

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Tarrant_sl said:
Well that's close enough to be considered pretty much everywhere.
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Guess I remembered wrong. They are available in 23 states according to their wiki page, but they are the best selling ice cream brand in the US. I guess their competitors are regional, store brands etc...They are big in the south so maybe the south eats more ice cream since it's hot.

Also on their wiki it's the ice cream sent to space on the international space station lol.

Private labels #1 with Blue Bell being #2 based on sales volume.

Leading ice cream brands sales of the U.S., 2015 | Statistic
 
lurker

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When I was working, those fucking Blue Bell jingles would make me run across the room and turn off the radio.
 
Hekotat

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Damn Regime, what else you got?

How hot are we talking on those chips? Keep in mind a Habenero is almost too hot for me.
 
Noodleface

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I decided to quit soda of all forms, including the energy drinks I drank every morning. Man, hit me like a ton of bricks.. probably for the better though.
 
Void

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I decided to quit soda of all forms, including the energy drinks I drank every morning. Man, hit me like a ton of bricks.. probably for the better though.
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Unless you're doing no caffeine like Soygen asked, I can recommend Coke Zero. I love Coke, I grew up on Coke, I have had Coke for thousands and thousands of meals. But like many, I need to quit drinking them. I absolutely abhor diet drinks. But I tried a Coke Zero, and aside from an initial slight aftertaste, it didn't bother me. The closest thing I can compare it to is a flat Coke. It fizzes like a motherfucker when you pour it, way more than normal Coke, but loses a lot of its fizz very quickly. If it is ice cold though, it is not bad. I'd still prefer a real Coke, obviously, but since I can't really keep drinking those, Zero is an acceptable substitute for me. I can't say how a supertaster would react, but you might want to give it a try at least.
 
Tarrant

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I gave up all soda as well awhile ago. I have one once in awhile if I'm out with friends but usually I just drink water or water/mio.
 
Mures

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I tried no soda, did it a couple of months before I cracked. I enjoy soda with dinner too much. But I limit myself to that one can a day at dinner.
 
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Vvoid_sl said:
Unless you're doing no caffeine like Soygen asked, I can recommend Coke Zero. I love Coke, I grew up on Coke, I have had Coke for thousands and thousands of meals. But like many, I need to quit drinking them. I absolutely abhor diet drinks. But I tried a Coke Zero, and aside from an initial slight aftertaste, it didn't bother me. The closest thing I can compare it to is a flat Coke. It fizzes like a motherfucker when you pour it, way more than normal Coke, but loses a lot of its fizz very quickly. If it is ice cold though, it is not bad. I'd still prefer a real Coke, obviously, but since I can't really keep drinking those, Zero is an acceptable substitute for me. I can't say how a supertaster would react, but you might want to give it a try at least.
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If you want to be rid of your Coke habbit, try this way. A friend i knew loved coke, she'd, everytime we went out she'd get Coke w/ no ice cuz she didn't want that shit water'd down, hardcore.

She wants to quit, cuz she's afraid of the beetus (she's not fat btw, but could loose a few pounds), so she somehow gets hooked on sparkling water for a bit. As a xmas present i buy her one of these
Amazon.com | SodaStream Fountain Jet Home Soda Maker Starter Kit, Black and Silver: Seltzer Bottles Chargers
just to put some fizz in filtered water, she loves it but craves Coke everyday. So i hit her one day w/ a 6pack of the imported Mexico sugar Coke, it's amazing but now she can't go back to normal everyday USA Coke (that uses HFCS), so she's fucked and has been Coke free for a few years now
 
joz123

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I used to drink tons of soda all the time. Kicked the habit for good. I just replaced soda with tea. So now I really only drink tea and water which I am fine with. Arizona green tea is great and low in sugar.
 
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