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Fifey

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OK that cereal joint looks awful now. I thought they made their own cereal or partnered with some higher quality providers. It's just fucking regularly available cereal. WTF.
Seriously, you can get a box of Cap'n crunch and a gallon of milk for like five bucks and enjoy the whole box in one sitting like God intended.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Eh, some people pay $8+ for a tiny thing of FroYo with toppings. $5 for cereal with toppings and candies isn't so bad. Either way they could charge $20, its's no reason to physically damage their property.
The Froyo places have soft-serve frozen yogurt and a buffet of different toppings that it would be difficult to match at home. They don't cost 8 dollars unless you are a fat pig either.
 

Tarrant

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The Froyo places have soft-serve frozen yogurt and a buffet of different toppings that it would be difficult to match at home. They don't cost 8 dollars unless you are a fat pig either.
Yeah, gimmi bears and crushed Oreos are hard to get...not to mention heath and fruit toppings as well. Shit is pretty difficult to get.

And if you go to Pink Berry or a place slimier then yes, be prepared to spend $8 if you're getting toppings. Their menu puts a large with toppings at $8, as someone who used to go there, if you do your own toppings (adding more than one) then it's $2 per topping.

Fuck, stop being so butt hurt over a fucking bowl of cereal.
 

Tarrant

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Seriously, you can get a box of Cap'n crunch and a gallon of milk for like five bucks and enjoy the whole box in one sitting like God intended.
Milk costs $4 for a gallon and a box of Cap'n Crunch goes for the same. Yes still much cheaper but then when is it NOT cheaper to eat at home?
 

Hekotat

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Speaking of Cereal, Alamo Drafthouse does all you can eat cereal on Saturday mornings and they play old school cartoons the entire time. That shit is awesome.
 

Soygen

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Yeah, gimmi bears and crushed Oreos are hard to get...not to mention heath and fruit toppings as well. Shit is pretty difficult to get.

And if you go to Pink Berry or a place slimier then yes, be prepared to spend $8 if you're getting toppings. Their menu puts a large with toppings at $8, as someone who used to go there, if you do your own toppings (adding more than one) then it's $2 per topping.

Fuck, stop being so butt hurt over a fucking bowl of cereal.
Sheathe your sword, Tarrant!

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Tarrant

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Speaking of Cereal, Alamo Drafthouse does all you can eat cereal on Saturday mornings and they play old school cartoons the entire time. That shit is awesome.
That sounds pretty awesome, honestly.

I tried the taco bell grande breakfast burrito again. It was better assembled and the tortilla didn't feel like it was stale this time.

It was really good until I hit the middle and again, it was all white sauce. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm not sure I like it. Next time I get it I'm going to try it without that sause, more so since they can't seem to get it evenly distributed.

At the core, it reminds me of McDonalds old McSkillet Burrito...which I'm still salty over them discontinuing.
 

Khane

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That sounds pretty awesome, honestly.

I tried the taco bell grande breakfast burrito again. It was better assembled and the tortilla didn't feel like it was stale this time.

It was really good until I hit the middle and again, it was all white sauce. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm not sure I like it. Next time I get it I'm going to try it without that sause, more so since they can't seem to get it evenly distributed.

At the core, it reminds me of McDonalds old McSkillet Burrito...which I'm still salty over them discontinuing.
Uh, dude it's sour cream. I said that in my original post. It's goddamn sour cream! And it's magical.
 

Khane

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Then there's something else mixed in because that isn't just sour cream. Whatever it is, it's really tangy.
Well I only had it the one time and maybe they made my wrong but it was definitely just sour cream in mine. Shit now I'm gonna have to go out and get another for science.
 

Tarrant

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I figured it out. The location I go to puts on their "creamy jalapeno sauce" by default instead of charging extra for it.
 

BrutulTM

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Lol What would my rerolled Bros do if these vegans showed up at your steakhouse or Taco Bell doing this?
Hippies are so ridiculous. Self righteous retards pretending that annoying people while they eat dinner is going to change the world.
 

Tenks

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It could be worse. You could be a retarded po' and vandalize businesses because you don't agree with their pricing.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Yeah, gimmi bears and crushed Oreos are hard to get...not to mention heath and fruit toppings as well. Shit is pretty difficult to get.

And if you go to Pink Berry or a place slimier then yes, be prepared to spend $8 if you're getting toppings. Their menu puts a large with toppings at $8, as someone who used to go there, if you do your own toppings (adding more than one) then it's $2 per topping.

Fuck, stop being so butt hurt over a fucking bowl of cereal.
Your hipster is making you powerful stupid. Forget the myriad of toppings that you'd probably need to keep on hand to match the diversity the yogurt places have. Forget the fact that half of them are perishable and you may not need a package for your yogurt topping. Forget the convenience of having it all laid out and chopped up for you and ready to go. Forget the fact that it's soft serve frozen yogurt that you don't really get comparable quality and variety in the stores. No, you are right, it's exactly the same as being sold a $5 bowl of cereal that is exactly 100% the same as what you can buy in the store, because it's just a boxed pre-packaged good. Keep going to that cereal bar with all your dumb hipster friends so that when they riot and burn the place down you can all die inside secure in your stupidity.
 

Tarrant

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Your hipster is making you powerful stupid. Forget the myriad of toppings that you'd probably need to keep on hand to match the diversity the yogurt places have. Forget the fact that half of them are perishable and you may not need a package for your yogurt topping. Forget the convenience of having it all laid out and chopped up for you and ready to go. Forget the fact that it's soft serve frozen yogurt that you don't really get comparable quality and variety in the stores. No, you are right, it's exactly the same as being sold a $5 bowl of cereal that is exactly 100% the same as what you can buy in the store, because it's just a boxed pre-packaged good. Keep going to that cereal bar with all your dumb hipster friends so that when they riot and burn the place down you can all die inside secure in your stupidity.
LoL, your level of butt hurt is reaching unheard of levels. You could play a flute solo with that whistling vagina of yours at the moment.

Also the fact you think I'm a hipster is funny in itself. I'm more of a fan of freedom of choice and a business can sell whatever it wants and whatever price it wants and if there's a demand it'll stay in business and if it doesn't, then it won't. Letting your bleeding vagina rule your common sense and pretending it's okay to cause property damage because you don't like what someone sells is not only an ignorant point of view, its strait up retarded.

Do you take pitch forks to Steak Houses that charge $100 for a steak? No? Okay, then stfu.
 

Tenks

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This argument against the cereal place is honestly quite retarded. I suppose no one in this thread has ever gone to a bar before. You can buy the same booze at the corner liquor store for 20% of the price you'd pay at a bar. Yet people still go there. The arbitrary demarcation of "This is fine but this isn't" is maddening.
 

Soygen

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My hatred for that cereal bar is 100% because of the hipsters. The pricing isn't really that outrageous to me.
 

Tarrant

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This argument against the cereal place is honestly quite retarded. I suppose no one in this thread has ever gone to a bar before. You can buy the same booze at the corner liquor store for 20% of the price you'd pay at a bar. Yet people still go there. The arbitrary demarcation of "This is fine but this isn't" is maddening.
Exactly. You see this sorta thing anytime you go out, anywhere. Pretending that this is somehow outraging is silly.

My hatred for that cereal bar is 100% because of the hipsters. The pricing isn't really that outrageous to me.
I can agree with that part of the argument. I'm okay with persecuting Hipsters and that whole self entitled culture. I really hope that trend dies out at some point in the near future. It's honestly the worst thing about living in Minneapolis...the Hipster culture here is maddening.

Anyway, moving on...

I'm looking into buying half a cow. Does anyone know if there's anything special I should be looking for when doing this or is a cow a cow?