The Fast Food Thread

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pharmakos

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yeah i used to work at taco bell, taking quesadillas off the grill early is one of the ways that some stores try to keep their drive thru times low... bad idea tho imo. because as stated, an undercooked quesadilla tastes like shit.
 
Lanx

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pharmakos_sl said:
yeah i used to work at taco bell, taking quesadillas off the grill early is one of the ways that some stores try to keep their drive thru times low... bad idea tho imo. because as stated, an undercooked quesadilla tastes like shit.
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Your Taco Bell was weak sauce at gaming the drive thru times. As long as you took the money and cleared it off the screen, that order was done, let em wait. Tell em to pull over to the side too, especially if it was the double window:
1.order/money then
2.receive food.
 
Gravy

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Khane_sl said:
I hate when they don't assemble things appropriately at Taco Bell. Burritos and Tacos need the right proportions dammit! It's a shame you got a bad one. Mine was blissfully perfect.
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My biggest problem with Taco Bell's breakfast was the eggs. There was something wrong about them. Could have just been my local hillbilly Taco Bell fucking things up, though.
 
Erronius

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Hekotat_sl said:
Anyone had Quiktrip's breakfast pizza? That shit is fucking awesome.

Bacon, sausage, eggs and cheese with gravy instead of pizza sauce. I was skeptical, but holy shit it's amazing.
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I just get their chicken/bacon/cheese biscuits.


I picked up Taco Bell last night; just randomly ordered a beef grilled stufft meal and some 7 layer and 5 layer burritos. Grilled stufft was kinda meh, the 5 layers actually tasted pretty good. No idea what was up with the 7 layers though, didn't taste good at all. I could have sworn I remember them being better.
 
pharmakos

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lanx_sl said:
Your Taco Bell was weak sauce at gaming the drive thru times. As long as you took the money and cleared it off the screen, that order was done, let em wait. Tell em to pull over to the side too, especially if it was the double window:
1.order/money then
2.receive food.
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nah our drive thru times were based on sensors at the speaker and hand out window. someone could fuck up our drive thru times without even placing an order if they wanted to.

Erronius_sl said:
No idea what was up with the 7 layers though, didn't taste good at all. I could have sworn I remember them being better.
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7 layers are only good if you eat them right away or get them minus lettuce. the lettuce gets soggy and gross after like a few minutes.

protip: have them add crunchy red strips to your 7 layer burrito instead of the lettuce.
 
Khane

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The original grilled stuft burrito was god tier. The new one might actually be lower than shit tier. T-Bell pulled a first to less than worst with that change.
 
Regime

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Lol What would my rerolled Bros do if these vegans showed up at your steakhouse or Taco Bell doing this?
 
Soygen

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I would order the 32oz tomahawk steak and do this:

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Erronius

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I wish I could have been standing there when she first asked about dog meat."I've been to Korea, it isn't that good, trust me. Horse is much better, though."
 
Tarrant

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The reporter in that was eye roll worthy.

"I figured I'd ask the local vet what he thought"

--Local vet explains no horses have been seriously injured and he thinks it could be a big event someday--

Reporter: "So much for an objective view"

So much for objective reporting.
 
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I have no clue what a pop up gin bar is but their reasoning for the protests is retarded. Hipsters moved into a shitty neighborhood and are driving rent up. The people who have lived in this hell hole for a while are angry their rent is going up and they decided trashing the place is the best course of action. Being upset your home is now becoming too expensive to live in is fine but don't insult me by saying the reason you're being a rioting goon is because you want community.
 
Lanx

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Tenks_sl said:
I have no clue what a pop up gin bar is but their reasoning for the protests is retarded. Hipsters moved into a shitty neighborhood and are driving rent up. The people who have lived in this hell hole for a while are angry their rent is going up and they decided trashing the place is the best course of action. Being upset your home is now becoming too expensive to live in is fine but don't insult me by saying the reason you're being a rioting goon is because you want community.
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that's actually a 5$ a bowl cereal bar, which makes it sad b/c most of the kids who live in that neighborhood are below the poverty line. This is pic of the inside.
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but yea, the rioters are of course just being assholes.
 
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