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Lanx

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Vaclav_sl said:
Really? I had no idea, had always assumed they had a different mold at the primary lines.
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nope, it's not anywhere close to financially viable to have different molds for a "seasonal" item even if those seasonal items is what puts your over.
 
Lanx

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joeboo_sl said:
OH NO

Kraft Recalls a Huge Amount of Contaminated Macaroni Cheese Which May Cause Tumors | Spirit Science
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wtf
thats a total clickbait link.
that recall is related to this march recall
Press Release - Kraft News Center

also the spiritscience? what kind of hippie bullshit website are you getting?

For one, the recall deals with metal fragments that may have ended up in boxes, then somehow they correlate that to...
mac and cheese is bad m'kay cuz of dye
and you know dye causes cancer
so it's tumors, lets put that in a clickbait headline
 
Abefroman

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That is some impressive clickbait. Also for some reason I thought it said may contain tumors. That would have been kind of cool.
 
Lanx

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Abefroman_sl said:
That is some impressive clickbait. Also for some reason I thought it said may contain tumors. That would have been kind of cool.
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also i'm sure you get fired and they take away your English degree or some shit if you write

"A Huge Amount of"
 
Royal

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I wonder if 50 years from now there will be a TV series about the surreal, too cool for school lifestyle of a clickbait craftsman.

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Grimmlokk

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I always found the kraft mac n cheese in the blue box tasted better if the noodles were shapes, can anyone confirm/deny this? Maybe it was an illusion created by the better mouth feel
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It's a fact. Even just the spiral mac and cheese makes it better. Higher cheese to pasta surface area ratio.
 
BrutulTM

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It will give you a spiritual tumor. It causes a throbbing red mass in your aura until you stop eating mac and cheese.
 
Vaclav

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Regular Peeps are no longer the grossest seasonal thing ever. Pumpkin Spice Peeps, welcome to your throne.
 
chaos

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I like pumpkin spice stuff alot, but this stuff is cray. Bread, maybe a latte, and pie (of course). Outside of that you start to get schwifty. Fucking M&Ms are probably gross.
 
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Chanur_sl said:
I saw a billboard for a Del Taco near Oklahoma City. I have to drive into the city tomorrow, Del Taco I shall be having. Its been at least 10 years since I had it.
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Try the Combo burrito and make sure you get atleast one of each sauce. I think their medium sauce is what makes their food so good, hope it's not a shitty location!
 
Borzak

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I don't know I'm pretty much done with peeps after competing in cola warrior. Run a few miles, climb a few walls, flip a few tractor tires, chug a 6 pack of soda, eat a couple of boxes of peeps and then shoot. I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing another peep. Only the strong survive.
 
Xevy

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Wendy's wouldn't let me sub in chicken nuggets instead of their garbo fires with my combo. RUSTLED.
 
Gravy

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It might just be me, but I'm always in favor of fries over something named a 'nugget'.
 
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chaos

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chicken meat ground up into a paste, formed, breaded, and fried will generally exceed the taste capabilities of fries.
 
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