The Fast Food Thread

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Xevy

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Just had McDonald's mozzarella sticks. 3 for $1.29 here. The sticks themselves are like 10-20% smaller than a regular mozz stick elsewhere. I had them warm and melty, not completely fresh from the oven/fryer/microwave or whatever, but they were still pretty good. The amazing thing about them is the seasoning on the outside. They have some parm-garlic blend and it tastes like a fucking Cheddar Bay Biscuit from Red Lobster except with delicious melted cheese on the inside. If only they had sizes bigger than just the 3.

8.5/10
 

Tarrant

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I came here to say I just had them too. Cheese was still hard. Shitty experience overall with them. I'll give them one more shot as I never let fastfood be decided on a single experience.

I did however get a McChicken with no mayo and used the marinara sauce on it and it was pretty good.
 

Regime

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I came here to say I just had them too. Cheese was still hard. Shitty experience overall with them. I'll give them one more shot as I never let fastfood be decided on a single experience.

I did however get a McChicken with no mayo and used the marinara sauce on it and it was pretty good.
Have you had a Cajun McChicken? It pwns.
 

Chysamere

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I'm down for this today. Who is with me?

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joz123

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Mozzarella sticks at Sonic are surprisingly good and the sauce they give with it is nice. Cheese has always been melty and not cold/hard.
 

chaos

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Yeah man trying to figure out what that is is about impossible for a dumb yankee fuck like myself.
 

Vaclav

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I can identify I think bacon for the large sheet of meat. Lettuce. Tomato. Buns.

"Burger" and thing on top of the sheet of bacon I've got NFC though.
 

pharmakos

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Just had McDonald's mozzarella sticks. 3 for $1.29 here. The sticks themselves are like 10-20% smaller than a regular mozz stick elsewhere. I had them warm and melty, not completely fresh from the oven/fryer/microwave or whatever, but they were still pretty good. The amazing thing about them is the seasoning on the outside. They have some parm-garlic blend and it tastes like a fucking Cheddar Bay Biscuit from Red Lobster except with delicious melted cheese on the inside. If only they had sizes bigger than just the 3.

8.5/10
mcdonalds near me will do two three-piece mozz sticks for $2
 

Chysamere

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How about you say something about it rather than just posting a shitty picture 99% of us can't read?
Well the bread looking stuff at the bottom, that's a burger bun.. the green stuff above that....

It's a burger man. I hadn't tried it yet. The only ambiguous thing on there is the sauce, which is Demi-glace sauce, and the meat part is half pork, half beef.

Overall was good, right price, would buy again.

Here's how it came to me:
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Alex

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You do that a lot, Chysamere. You always post these pictures of ambiguous shit between to pieces of bread with some shitty message like "guys...this thing..." like we should know WTF it is.
 

Chysamere

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You do that a lot, Chysamere. You always post these pictures of ambiguous shit between to pieces of bread with some shitty message like "guys...this thing..." like we should know WTF it is.
Let's be real here. Half the fun for you guys is trying to figure out what it is.

It's thick cut bacon.
 

Noodleface

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I enjoy it, especially on items when we all are like "wow is that beef with a black BBQ sauce?" and he's like "no that's a turd shrimp burger mixed with fish eyes and the sauce is squid ink and the buns are made from pussy yeast, free pair of panties with every kids meal"