The Fast Food Thread

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Joeboo

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My main issue with the frosty/fry combo is that I don't like putting an ice-cold substance on my hot fries.

I'm so against it, that I don't keep my ketchup in the refrigerator at home(like most people do). I don't want cold ketchup on my hot fries/tots/burger/whatever
 
Borzak

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Good fast food today. Since I can't drive I take what someone brings or what I cook at the house now.

Sister brought some boudin balls and Natchitoches meat pies for lunch. That's pretty good fast food.
 
Soygen

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joeboo_sl said:
My main issue with the frosty/fry combo is that I don't like putting an ice-cold substance on my hot fries.

I'm so against it, that I don't keep my ketchup in the refrigerator at home(like most people do). I don't want cold ketchup on my hot fries/tots/burger/whatever
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I also keep all my condiments out of the fridge(that you can). I don't personally stick anything in my frostie. I only buy them when I'm hungover and I put them in the freezer to firm them up a little. They are awesome hangover food.
 
uncognito

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Went to a BBQ food trunk the other day. ordered a combo that came with brisket, bbq beans, and mozzarella sticks. those fucking heathens put all of the stuff in one bowl.. I was disgusted. had to have them remake it for me. who the fuck wants baked beans smothered on top of awesome motz sticks and brisket. they crazy
 
pharmakos

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hm, i mix all my food together all the time. especially at, say, thanksgiving dinner. fuck yeah turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, and gravy all mixed together. mmmmmmmmmmm.
 
Ritley

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Had the mozzarella sticks from McDonald's, they were every bit as bad as people have been saying. I really don't understand how they make it out of the test kitchens like they are. I even went during the lunch hour rush, when I assume they would be the freshest

Oh, and I will mix every fucking thing on a plate into one big blob if I want to. No fucks to give about that
 
BrutulTM

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I don't know which is worse, the sous vide snobs in the cooking thread or hearing about everybody's infantile food hangups over here.

I was all tuned up for a peanut butter cookie dough smash blizzard last night and the god damned Dairy Queen was closed for an employee Christmas party. The nerve of these people. I had to eat a dogshit McFlurry instead.
 
Araxen

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Ritley_sl said:
Had the mozzarella sticks from McDonald's, they were every bit as bad as people have been saying. I really don't understand how they make it out of the test kitchens like they are. I even went during the lunch hour rush, when I assume they would be the freshest

Oh, and I will mix every fucking thing on a plate into one big blob if I want to. No fucks to give about that
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Jesus, how do you fuck up Mozzarella sticks? That's like fucking up mac and cheese.
 
chaos

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BrutulTM_sl said:
I don't know which is worse, the sous vide snobs in the cooking thread or hearing about everybody's infantile food hangups over here.

I was all tuned up for a peanut butter cookie dough smash blizzard last night and the god damned Dairy Queen was closed for an employee Christmas party. The nerve of these people. I had to eat a dogshit McFlurry instead.
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I actually like mcflurrys. McDonald's ice cream is good.
 
Fifey

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Mix all your food together and dip your fries in your frosty. This is America, not some shithole Muslim land.

Had Chipotle twice in two days and had the worst fart pain I've ever experienced in my life. Never again.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
Why are you going to Chipotle amidst like 16 states reporting E Coli concerns?

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lurkingdirk

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Noodlemod_sl said:
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See, you're beginning your statement with a falsehood.
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I enjoy mixing food a little bit at a time. Some chicken with salad? hmm, not bad. Some salad with my beets? pretty good. Chicken with my beans? outstanding. find the yummy combinations on your plate. Don't be a food quarantinist!
 
Noodleface

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
See, you're beginning your statement with a falsehood.
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I enjoy mixing food a little bit at a time. Some chicken with salad? hmm, not bad. Some salad with my beets? pretty good. Chicken with my beans? outstanding. find the yummy combinations on your plate. Don't be a food quarantinist!
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I think, for me at least, if a meal is design in such a way that things are mixed - such as chicken in a salad - then it is fine. When I am given food that is separated and intended to be separated then that is how I eat it. I also must eat each item before moving to the next.
 
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