The Fast Food Thread

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Fifey

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Why are you going to Chipotle amidst like 16 states reporting E Coli concerns?

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Just means less of a line for me, plus it was in Vegas and it was easy to grab a bowl to eat super quick before I went back to drinking.

Protip, if you are ever in Vegas go to Pho Kim Long like 2 miles off the strip for some delicious hangover killing Pho. You can then even grab some Ronalds donuts since it's down the street.
 

Tenks

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Oreo McFlurry is pretty legit. Obviously a completely different animal than a Blizzard but they're pretty good. Not good enough to ever make me go to McD, though.
 

Xevy

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Hey, man. It's just the latest in a series of diagnostic questions that have been answered.
On mobile there was an ad below this thread to get tested for Schizophrenia. Maybe he should start there and work his way through.

In all fairness I had an autistic cousin who would mix everything together and eat it with his fingers. So Noodles is probably just a super taster diabeto and not autty.
 

Hekotat

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I miss the Chef's Choice burger at BK and the Horseradish something burger at Wendy's. I hate limited time items that are amazing.

About to go get some in and out burger, Double Double bitches.
 

Noodleface

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Speaking of mozzie sticks. My brother always swore by the burger King ones. Not sure if they're still made. And this is a kid that enjoys mozzarella sticks like no other.
 

pharmakos

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the best mozzarella sticks are from the hot food bar at the Meijer deli/bakery.

other similar supermarkets usually also have good mozzarella sticks.
 

Grimmlokk

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Everyone has good mozzarella sticks. It's delicious cheese breaded with some seasoning and fried, it's almost impossible to fuck up. No idea how McDonalds did it.

Fuck, when I hit Sam's club I buy the big box of Farm Rich mozzarella sticks and just cooking those fuckers in the oven they're fantastic. As long as you get them out right before critical mass. I'll just cook like 12-16 of those fuckers and call it a meal.
 

Intrinsic

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I was starving the other night leaving Star Wars at 2am and picked up a pack of White Castle microwaveable burgers from Walgreens. They were soooo good. Had not eaten for almost 24 hours and was exhausted, so I'm sure I was of sound mind and body to make a judgement.
 

Xevy

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I seem to be the only one who had a good experience with the McD's mozzarella sticks. I don't know if I'm a fanboi, or I got a good batch, or it's the inherent anti-McDonald's a lot of people have.
 

Chysamere

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It's everyone's favourite time again. Time to play, guess that burger!

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