The Fast Food Thread
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Harshaw
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Joeboo
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I hate Fast Food places that don't give you your straw with your drink, but rather put it in your bag of food. You're sitting there in your car with a refreshing beverage that you can't drink because you're still waiting on your food(and straw). Wendy's is particularly terrible about this because they then forget the straw about 50% of the time.
Taco Bell and Burger King are great, always get a straw with the drink. Wendy's and Chick-Fil-A are bastards with the straws and make you wait.
Taco Bell and Burger King are great, always get a straw with the drink. Wendy's and Chick-Fil-A are bastards with the straws and make you wait.
Falstaff
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Whatever it is, they should be doing whatever they can to copy Chipotle and steal all of their customers right now.
Vaclav
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BrutulTM
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I get a big mac like once a year and I'm usually disappointed in it. I always remember them being better than they are but the bread to meat ratio is just out of whack. It might be better if they had quarter pound patties or something. I like the sauce and the shredded lettuce and onions but there's just not enough meat to balance out 3 pieces of bread.
Falstaff
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I'm sure you could order a double quarter pounder with lettuce pickle onion and big mac sauce.
The trick is just add mac sauce. Order a double cheeseburger no pickles add mac sauce... It's amazing. Won't disappoint. I usually just get a single cheeseburger with this sauce though. The problem with the Big mac is the horse shit lettuce they use.
Tarrant
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Simple solution? Order the Big Mac with the quarter pounder patties instead of the normal ones. It's a small upcharge and everything else in the Big Mac is the same, just more meat.
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Noodleface
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I've never had a big mac. I've always wondered if that piece of bread in the middle even added anything to the experience.
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It's something I get once a year but my go to is a Old Bay "fillet o fish" or Cajun McChicken.
Joeboo
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What kind of magical wonderland do you live in where you can get Old Bay Filet-O-Fish? I've never seen that at McDonalds in my life and I've been eating their fish sandwiches for 30+ years.
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I'm rearranging my position on you, man.
Have one. Not because it's so good it will change your life. Have one because it is a staple of the fast food industry, and never having tried it makes your opinion on fast food invalid.
Fuckin' pussy shit, man.
Vaclav
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I didn't pop in a McD's but the ads ran down here in FL too. May have just been an online thing that still registered my old address though, unsure. (Pandora still gives me local ads from MD for example)