Vaclav
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The Fast Food Thread
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Noodleface
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I don't think the thought of eating a pizza roll in bites has ever entered my mind. It's ok, I'll forgive your momentary lack of judgement.
Soygen
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Void
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Well, to be fair, it did say they would be extra hot, and you guys referred to them as "molten lava", so having never had one before I kind of wanted to get the lay of the land with the first one instead of just popping it in and potentially scalding my delicate mouth. But I quickly discovered the error of my ways.
I am still awaiting my glorious pizza roll poop.
Intrinsic
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Can identify any hot naked porn chick on the internet, cannot identify corn breadWhen I was growing up this was cornbread, assuming that's bacon grease:
Just ordered the garlic knot pizza thing from pizza hut. Hopefully good hangover food.
Joeboo
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Quesalupa available as of today, nationwide, but possibly only available for the next 15 weeks.
This Week in Taco Bell: The long-heralded Quesalupa is here, and its very good | For The Win
This Week in Taco Bell: The long-heralded Quesalupa is here, and its very good | For The Win
Erronius
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Putting aside my hate for BWW for a second, they just had some cases of food poisoning here.
You don't have to like bleu cheese, but for the love of God don't use fucking ranch dressing. Ranch on Buffalo wings is like putting ketchup on pizza or mayo on a pulled pork sandwich.
You're fucking high. Beef on Weck is amazing. They got rid of it because all they are is a chain of shitty restaurants serving shit-tier chicken, because they can bury it in a fuckton of sauces and people won't notice. It's just marketing and brand recognition, and BoW doesn't even fit into that image. Unless you're actually from WNY you'd have to google it, unlike buffalo wings. I'd also wager that their BoW was probably terrible too. It just isn't something you can get good results with unless you're serious. It would probably end like going to Subway, ordering a beef &cheese, and then getting to watch them microwave the meat for your sandwich.
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Joeboo
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Just had an all-time great lunch my friends
Went to my local KFC/Taco Bell combo and got a new Quesalupa + Nashville Hot Chicken tenders
First, the Quesalupa. Amazing. Might be my new favorite item from Taco Bell. I've always loved Chalupas anyways, and this worked very well. You still had the nice flaky crunch from the chalupa shell but the extra layer of shell + cheese is just awesome. The new outer shell was grilled/cooked really well, it wasn't like a double-decker taco where they just slap a normal flour tortilla around the outside(even though I do like DD tacos). This thing was the tits. Better than a plain chalupa, better than a double decker taco, better than the queserito. I see a lot of these things in my future. Seemed a tad pricey though, was like $2.29 or something just for the normal ground beef Quesalupa.
Now, the Nashville Hot Chicken was damn good as well. I got the tenders rather than actual chicken pieces, and it worked really well. The heat was definitely there, it's been about 10 minutes since I finished eating and my lips and tongue are still burning a little. The heat was about on par with a good hot wing sauce(even though the tenders were dry, not saucy). You can definitely tell they used plenty of paprika, black pepper, + cayenne pepper, the paprika flavor was REALLY strong. Definitely spicier than any spicy chicken I've ever had at Wendys or Chick-Fil-A, but obviously nowhere near some of the hottest wing sauces you'll find at various places(heat was probably on par with "hot" buffalo wings at BWW)
Went to my local KFC/Taco Bell combo and got a new Quesalupa + Nashville Hot Chicken tenders
First, the Quesalupa. Amazing. Might be my new favorite item from Taco Bell. I've always loved Chalupas anyways, and this worked very well. You still had the nice flaky crunch from the chalupa shell but the extra layer of shell + cheese is just awesome. The new outer shell was grilled/cooked really well, it wasn't like a double-decker taco where they just slap a normal flour tortilla around the outside(even though I do like DD tacos). This thing was the tits. Better than a plain chalupa, better than a double decker taco, better than the queserito. I see a lot of these things in my future. Seemed a tad pricey though, was like $2.29 or something just for the normal ground beef Quesalupa.
Now, the Nashville Hot Chicken was damn good as well. I got the tenders rather than actual chicken pieces, and it worked really well. The heat was definitely there, it's been about 10 minutes since I finished eating and my lips and tongue are still burning a little. The heat was about on par with a good hot wing sauce(even though the tenders were dry, not saucy). You can definitely tell they used plenty of paprika, black pepper, + cayenne pepper, the paprika flavor was REALLY strong. Definitely spicier than any spicy chicken I've ever had at Wendys or Chick-Fil-A, but obviously nowhere near some of the hottest wing sauces you'll find at various places(heat was probably on par with "hot" buffalo wings at BWW)
