The Fast Food Thread

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Tenks

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The owner of Jimmy Johns is one of those cock faggots who shoots exotic animals for 10s of thousands of dollars to grim like a homo that you shot basically a captive animal. So JJ can eat my dick before I eat their food.
 
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Tenks_sl said:
The owner of Jimmy Johns is one of those cock faggots who shoots exotic animals for 10s of thousands of dollars to grim like a homo that you shot basically a captive animal. So JJ can eat my dick before I eat their food.
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In all fairness.. most all CEOs of food places are giant cock faggots. Like the Chik-Fil-A gay-hater and the Chipotle dude paying himself like he's CEO of GE or some shit.
 
Vaclav

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Xevy_sl said:
In all fairness.. most all CEOs of food places are giant cock faggots. Like the Chik-Fil-A gay-hater and the Chipotle dude paying himself like he's CEO of GE or some shit.
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To be fair I think the Chipotle CEO and the GE CEO poisoned a similar number of people.
 
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Tenks_sl said:
The owner of Jimmy Johns is one of those cock faggots who shoots exotic animals for 10s of thousands of dollars to grim like a homo that you shot basically a captive animal. So JJ can eat my dick before I eat their food.
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You choose your restaurants based on what the CEO does on vacation?
 
Borzak

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I've eaten at Subway once in the past 5 years. Just becuase the guy from the office went there to bring us something. Just posting what was in the news today. I'd rather eat a poboy every day of the week. The few times I ate at Subway I can't believe people eat there that much considering their bread is crap. Give me fresh real french bread.
 
Noodleface

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I just saw the commercial for $6 foot long and it looks like they're trying to sell it as an awesome new deal
 
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Tarrant_sl said:
How is Jersey Mike's? One day we had none the next we had like 5 of them. I've never been there.
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I hate this place. Basically, it's like Subway with less options and then when you get to the cash register after they took bread, cut it and shoved 3 pieces of meat and some lettuce and cheese on it, they ask you if you want to tip 10%, 15%, 20% or OTHER with a big red button.

Fuck you, you make fucking sandwiches. Everything doesn't need to be tipped. You chose to put meat on bread for money.
 
Fifey

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Isn't Port of Subs a nationwide chain? I remember them being decent or Mr. Goodcents, though that might of been a local thing.
 
Chanur

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Tarrant_sl said:
How is Jersey Mike's? One day we had none the next we had like 5 of them. I've never been there.
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I had Jersey Mikes for the first time a couple weeks ago when I was driving back from the airport. I had their Califorina Cheese Steak which was shredded cheesesteak style chicken with lettuce , tomato, and mayo. It was pretty decent for the 2 minutes it took them to make it. I definitely preferred it to Subway.

For me nothing beats a shrimp poboy from Magic Grill. Unfortunately I am not always in Louisiana.
 
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Chanur_sl said:
Fortunately I am not always in Louisiana.
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Fixed that for you.

Bought my 90 count bag of Totino's Pepperoni Pizza Rolls last night, so I'm all set for the big game! The bag was smaller than I expected, so I'm hopeful 40 won't be an issue.

And for the record, I'm a big fan of powdered Parmesan (it is literally almost impossible for me to eat spaghetti without it), so I'll try it both ways and see which I like better. I'm thinking it might make me thirstier though, and I don't wanna fill up on liquids, right?!
 
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