The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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I really only crave & drink soda if I'm eating Pizza. I don't know what is ingrained in my psyche that I need an ice cold coke with my pepperoni pizza, but I do.
My dad used to make us drink milk with pizza.

I haven't had a glass of milk since I was like 11 thanks to that man.
 

Vaclav

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If I had to pick the one root beer that isn't some fancy brand I would go with IBC in a bottle.
Yea, IBC > Barq's for sure - but as others said different price point. Almost all the bottled root beers are a different tier.
 

Tenks

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Chocolate milk is the business. I usually crave something a bit sweet after dinner and a chug of chocolate milk usually does the trick. Way better than cookies or ice cream to fill that need.
 

BrutulTM

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I'm a diet soda only faggot, but still. Diet Dew > Diet Dr Pepper > Coke Zero are the 3 I usually buy when they're on sale.
As a fellow faggot, I agree with your top 3 but I would order them Zero > Dew> Dr Pepper. I also like diet Sunkist which I enjoy giving to my friend's kids who aren't allowed to have caffeine because their parents (like most people) don't know that it's caffeinated.
 

Fight

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Diet Dew is pretty great stuff, I don't even like regular mountain dew - although code red is my jam.

Who is now questioning their taste buds?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... this is just one calamity of errors after the other. Where did you get your fucking taste buds? Mars?
 

Alex

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He'll post soon about how his parentsmadehim eat/drink some fucked up shit. First it was grated parmesan cheese. Then it was milk. Dude's a fucking wreck.
 

Ritley

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As a fellow faggot, I agree with your top 3 but I would order them Zero > Dew> Dr Pepper. I also like diet Sunkist which I enjoy giving to my friend's kids who aren't allowed to have caffeine because their parents (like most people) don't know that it's caffeinated.
For me it's Zero -> cherry DDP ->Pepsi Max.

Dew has always been kinda gross to me
 

Ritley

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Also since I'm a tailer trash kid trapped in an upper middle class body when I was a kid what I'd do is make my poor man's floats which consisted of Sunkist + 2% milk mixed together.
Woah, I feel like this didn't get the attention it deserves. That's some fucked up shit there
 

BrutulTM

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Regular Coke is too sticky. Coke Zero is where it's at.
Yeah, when I was like 21 I hated diet coke but I forced myself to drink a 24 pack and have been drinking it ever since. I almost can't drink "real" coke now because it's so syrupy sweet. Zero has a lot less of that chemical taste than diet coke.
 

Chanur

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nod, that shit is god tier just by itself.

Barq's root beer used to be good about 10 years ago. They must have changed their formula because it doesn't have the same bite.

If I had to pick the one root beer that isn't some fancy brand I would go with IBC in a bottle.
IBC is by far the best rootbeer on a supermarket shelf. Preach on.

I want some Cactus Cooler soda but I've not seen it anywhere but southern California. It used to shit all over Sunkist.
 

Ritley

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I remember drinking Tahitian treat when I was little. I used to think it was great, wonder if it still would be
 

Vaclav

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I remember drinking Tahitian treat when I was little. I used to think it was great, wonder if it still would be
Just found it recently (wasn't a thing in MD unless I'd always missed it) - and as Fruit Punch sodas go, it's definitely the best one I've tried.
 

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As long as we are talking about Soda, if you're ever in Michigan there is a local company that makes Faygo brand Soda. While Faygo is now available in multiple States, Rock N' Rye is a flavor they make that is considered a local favorite and can only be bought there. Faygo makes knock off flavors like other sodas of it's kind...Sprint knock off, Dr. Pepper knock off...so on and so forth...however Rock N' Rye is a totally unique flavor to them and there's nothing like it on the market. It's almost like a cherry Dr. Pepper Cream Soda...it's the best way I can describe it.

It's delicious and is the best soda that has ever graced this planet.