The Fast Food Thread

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Hekotat

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I had one the other day and it's miles better than the nacho cheese flavor and I thought it went well with the ingredients. Anything makes Taco Bell taste better.

and I hate Ranch as well, but Cool Ranch was always my favorite Doritos chip.
 

Grimmlokk

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Was looking up home made Lava Sauce recipes today. One was sort of involved, using cumin and cayenne and shit.

The other was literally "Get some nacho cheese, add 10-15 packets of Taco Bell Fire sauce, simmer for 10 minutes".
 

Joeboo

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Cool Ranch has to be the absolute worst Dorito flavor. A bag of them smells like sweaty gym socks. Tastes about the same too.
 

Malakriss

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I would like Cool Ranch if they had better consistency from bag to bag. Nacho cheese dust? Drench it on there. Cool Ranch seasoning? Barren wasteland.
 

Grimmlokk

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I was hung over yesterday. Belly was not a fan of me. Since I am so smart I ate a big 'ol Taco Bell burrito. Then I farted real hard.

I almost instantly felt better.
 

Enob

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I like Cool Ranch Doritos more than the Nacho Cheese but wasn't a fan of the Cool Ranch taco. The Nacho Cheese taco just has a better flavor combination to me.
 

Noodleface

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This brand new brger king opened up near us. It looked fancy so I went twice. Both times I asked for double cheeseburgers and received two hamburgers with ketchup, mayo, and an onion on it (no cheese). I mean.. once I can understand, but how does that happen exactly the same on my second trip. Won't be going there again.
 

Louis

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Sounds about right for a burger king. I don't know if I was just ignorant as a child and didn't know any better, but I thought bk was good at one point. Now, anytime I go there I feel like I keep going back to a shitty s.o. who doesn't change.
 

Void

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The only time I ever go to BK anymore is when I see that the Italian Chicken Sandwich is back. Man I love that thing. Otherwise I'd rather go to McDonald's than BK anymore. Used to think BK was significantly better when I was younger, but that time has long passed. Even their "flame broiled" burgers look nastier than McDonald's.

Guy at work insists BK has better fries than McD's also. Pretty much everyone else thinks he is nuts.
 

mkopec

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BK is fucking expensive too. Fuck that. I personally prefer Wendys, at least the one by me. (Ive had some shitty Wendys too.) McDonalds is hit and miss anymore since they started to use the meat bins instead of making shit fresh every 20 min like when I worked there when I was 15. The only time McDonalds is good is when they are busy so the shit is fresh.
 

McCheese

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BK's new(er) sandwiches are pretty damn good. It's been several months, but the last time I was there they had some really tasty BBQ chicken sandwiches. But yeah, they were expensive as fuck. I think I spent like 8 dollars on a sandwich, fries, and drink. That is why I haven't been back since.

*edit* best thing about BK has always been their fake onion rings and zesty onion ring sauce.
 

Erronius

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I just had Culvers again and it seemed to be a million times better than the last time I went there. Same location, same meal. The last time I had a burger from there I ended up with horrible indigestion and the entire things was overpowered buy this incredibly strong butter flavor, like the entire patty was soaked in butter or something. This time it was actually damn good. I have no idea what was going on there tbh, to have such a difference between two meals at the same location like a year or so apart.
 

Unidin

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They put butter on the bun and toast it on the grill. They must have used too much butter the first time.
 

Gravel

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Really? I went to college across from a Culvers. Never had anything bad there. Fucking delicious, all of it!