The Fast Food Thread

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Abefroman

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Chipotle is fucking garbage. I do not want my burrito at room fucking temperature. It's so much worse then a mexican joint with bertos in the name.
 

chaos

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Went to Moe's for the first time. It was ok, but I like Chipotle much better.
Yeah my kids like Moe's just because of the queso. Chipotle is superior, or was before they started serving up pure ebola or whatever the fuck it is they do there now. I haven't been there since before the plague started spreading and I can't imagine myself going back.
 

Alex

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Chipotle is fucking garbage. I do not want my burrito at room fucking temperature. It's so much worse then a mexican joint with bertos in the name.
So you're saying a legit taqueria is better than a corporate fast food chain? That's some next level shit.
 

Ritley

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Chipotle is alright, quit being hipster faggots. Not the second coming or anything, but to call it garbage is dumb
 

uncognito

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Got a coupon for free chipotle in the mail recently. been waiting for the right time to use it.. need to make sure i don't have anything to do immediately after, in case i get massive amounts of ebola diarrhea.

I used to go to chipotle often, and I always thought it was just fine/average. if it cost like 1$ more I probably would not buy it. but for what it normally costs, it's just barely worth it for those of us not living near a taqueria.
 

Regime

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Chipotle is alright, quit being hipster faggots. Not the second coming or anything, but to call it garbage is dumb
I read your post imagining you with a giant neckbeard and motley crue t shirt on bro.


Ate Hibachi Quickfire today, it was decent. Got the beef n chicken Siracha combo.
 

Palum

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Chipotle is alright, quit being hipster faggots. Not the second coming or anything, but to call it garbage is dumb
Yea it's not garbage, I still prefer it over shitty fast food if that's all that's around.

Just comparing chains with similar offerings.

Never heard of that Moe's place, probably not around here.

Also, the *Bertos places are OK but I really don't like them for burritos. Carolinas is probably my favorite legit place but it's too far away to get to on the regular.
 

Conefed

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Moe's is delicious. I get loaded nachos though and I don't care for their burritos.

Chipolte being better or worse than Moe's is irrelevant because they serve different things. I go to Moe's for queso and unlimited salsa bar. Chipolte has neither.

Edit: Chipolte, at least every one I've been to, had garbage drink selection. No fruit punch or sweet tea.
 

chaos

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The core of menu items are the same. Moes offers queso as a bonus, Chipotle offers shitting till you're dehydrated.
 

Slaythe

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I also prefer the burrito places that have queso, but I won't turn my nose up at Chipotle. Back in my drinking days I always found a burrito as a great base before a long night out. I too haven't been back since they started with the grade F beef or whatever.
 

Gnomedolf

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One good thing about the Moe's I went to is that it had one of the "make any flavor you want" Coke machines. It's not every day I can drink a cherry Mello Yello Zero.
 

Fifey

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I'd like to thank this thread for reminding me that I have a coupon for 1 free ebola and chips and salsa.
 

Soygen

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Hey guys, what's up with some Wendy's being great and some being shit?

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