The Fast Food Thread

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Ritley

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Eating one right now (for science) along with the ghost pepper fries, and you must have gotten an abnormally hot one or something. It is "hot" so to speak, but it isn't any different than the one I had before, and easily tolerable for me. And I'm not one of those guys that claims nothing is too hot, trust me.
I'm pretty sure I still can't eat it. Anything that tastes more than minority spicy always ends up tearing my stomach up. It sucks, I'll eat something with a little spice and think it tasted great, and then 2 hours later be stuck on the shitter
 

Harshaw

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The sandwich was too hot for me. I finished it, but I had tears rolling from hotness. They loaded that bitch up with the sauce, which was really good, but so hot. I was surprised because I had their Ghost Pepper sandwich they had a few months ago, and that wasn't even close to this hot.
The ghost pepper sauce they have isn't too spicy at all. It was more likely that you just got some really hot jalapenos on that particular sandwich.
 

Void

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Are those really jalapenos though? I know it says they are, but I even had a few coworkers try some and they agreed that they were probably just green bell peppers. So either they use the mildest jalapenos ever, or they are stretching the truth. The jalapeno bun tastes more like a jalapeno than those little green vegetables.
 

Abefroman

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Are those really jalapenos though? I know it says they are, but I even had a few coworkers try some and they agreed that they were probably just green bell peppers. So either they use the mildest jalapenos ever, or they are stretching the truth. The jalapeno bun tastes more like a jalapeno than those little green vegetables.
Green bell peppers are more expensive the Jalapenos. Those are real Jalapenos but of very low grade that all fast food places use. It's roulette on how spicy they are.
 

Khane

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Hard to believe they aren't catering to the dudes who can't eat fast food until their wives go to work crowd
 

Xevy

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Just had 40 McNuggets (with sweet n' sour sauce, obviously) for my only meal today. 2000 Quality McCheese calories.
 

Erronius

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Maybe McCheese was a phony this whole time and felt that he couldn't live up to the image we all had of him.
 

Crone

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Eating one right now (for science) along with the ghost pepper fries, and you must have gotten an abnormally hot one or something. It is "hot" so to speak, but it isn't any different than the one I had before, and easily tolerable for me. And I'm not one of those guys that claims nothing is too hot, trust me.
I'd say I enjoy hot stuff for the most part, but this sandwich had me in tears. As mentioned, I must have just had gotten one with abnormally hot jalapenos or something. I'm tempted to go back, for science, and try another one from the same location and see what's up!
 

Khane

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I'd go try one except the last time I went to Wendy's I found a worm in my napkins.
 

Alex

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Yeah fast food hot food is usually weak. The good ol' spicy chicken sandwich is the only one that has any inkling of spiciness. That and the El Diablo from Carl's Jr which is actually legit spicy.
 

Noodleface

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The spicy chicken was really a home run sandwich. Every once in awhile I'll get one that's a little extra spicy and I enjoy it just that much more
 

Korrupt

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The spicy chicken was really a home run sandwich. Every once in awhile I'll get one that's a little extra spicy and I enjoy it just that much more
I don't eat them often but I know the ones you're talking about, its always a nice surprise when you get one turned up some. A pro tip that I do everytime I order anything from fast food is to ask for them to make it fresh that I don't mind waiting the 5m for them to fry one up.
 

Regime

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Just ate half a box of Cinnimon Toast Crunch and washed it down with a strawberry Nestle Quik.


Zero fucks given.
 

Void

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Well, that ghost pepper thing is just the spicy chicken with extra shit on it, so you'd think it would be a lot hotter. And I'll take your word for it that those were jalapenos, but they didn't have even a smidge of heat to them. Maybe it is because I'm used to (and don't really like) the pickled version you normally get on the side at Mexican restaurants that I couldn't tell they were jalapenos.

I can confirm, as of about 30 minutes ago, that the sandwich was hotter coming out than it was going in!
 

Harshaw

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Taco Bell Diablo sauce is back on May 5th. The stuff was alright but Fire tastes better. I wonder if they reformulated any of it.
 

lurkingdirk

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I'd go try one except the last time I went to Wendy's I found a worm in my napkins.
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