The Fast Food Thread

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Joeboo

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I was going to make a joke about getting off cheap by drinking soap instead of beer, until I realized that ounce for ounce, liquid soap is WAY more expensive than beer.

Guess I'll stick to beer
 
Tarrant

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I'm really picky on my beers, I can't do anything that's too hoppy at all. I however would never go so far as to say I didn't like beer.

MORE SHAME!
 
kudos

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Currently enjoying the 2 Big Kings for $5 near me at the moment. They aren't bad but in the end just taste like a whopper with thousand island dressing on it. Their fries are bullshit though. I ordered a large and it's the size of a McDonalds medium (if even that).
 
lurker

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mkopec_sl said:
Funny thing, man I love those too. I got to love them since working there. I do it to my burgers now. Just take a littleramekinput in a few tbs of dried onions and put some cold water on them, then like 15 min later, drain the excess water and enjoy. Its like a staple for when ever we have burgers.
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Big Phoenix

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Noodleface_sl said:
I usually don't tell anyone. I get strange looks when I say "I don't like beer", or "I don't like [insert something someone likes that everyone else also likes]". I do tell my wife constantly so she'll stop nagging me about eating stupid shit that I hate.
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Dont feel bad bro, I dont drink beer either because it taste terrible.
 
brekk

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Ok so gagging on a dick tastes better than beer. Got it. Glad we cleared that up.

god damn fags.
 
Crone

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Craving them McDonald's chicken nuggets something fierce tonight!! Too bad they got rid of all their good sauces... no more sweet chili? wtf?
 
kudos

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Crone_sl said:
Craving them McDonald's chicken nuggets something fierce tonight!! Too bad they got rid of all their good sauces... no more sweet chili? wtf?
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Tried to get some hot mustard and the girl said they don't carry it anymore. She gave me habanero ranch which is basically the stuff they put on their quarter pounder now. Not nearly as good and I used honey mustard instead.
 
Crone

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kudos_sl said:
Tried to get some hot mustard and the girl said they don't carry it anymore. She gave me habanero ranch which is basically the stuff they put on their quarter pounder now. Not nearly as good and I used honey mustard instead.
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Ya, and IMO their habanero ranch is pretty gross. Guess I'm just not down with a mix of creamy and heat. Ick.

Hot mustard was my favorite, but I suppose BBQ will have to do for now.
 
Hekotat

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kudos_sl said:
Tried to get some hot mustard and the girl said they don't carry it anymore. She gave me habanero ranch which is basically the stuff they put on their quarter pounder now. Not nearly as good and I used honey mustard instead.
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I got really pissed at McDonald's when they changed their honey mustard awhile back(5-10 years), that shit was perfect on their breakfast and they fucked it all up. The only thing I ever go afterwards was the double quarter pounder but it sounds like they fucked that up as well. Same with Arby's, getting rid of the Italian and Jalapeno poppers, wtf are they thinking?
 
McCheese

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Over the last decade or so all the big fast food restaurants went full retard and expanded their menus to insane numbers of items, which kind of defeats the purpose of fast food. I know McDonald's has started dropping a lot of stuff recently and, honestly, I'm glad. I wish they'd go back to the days of premade burgers sitting in the chutes, fries, sodas, and milkshakes. If I want variety I'll go to a restaurant. If I go fast food I want it fast and I don't give a shit about quality or other fancy bullshit.
 
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