The Fast Food Thread

Noodleface

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Kirun_sl said:
Grim is right, Noodle. You're throwing yourself in with people like Camerous and Tarrant. Not exactly high-praise. What a total faggot..
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Wait one goddamn motherfucking second. Ok, you can throw me in with Tarrant.. I brought that shit upon myself.

But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be compared to that slag beast ever again. YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK.


Seriously I just don't like the texture of cooked onions. Like I said, I enjoy the taste just not how it feels. Raw onions feel fine to me.
 
Tarrant

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Noodleface_sl said:
Wait one goddamn motherfucking second. Ok, you can throw me in with Tarrant.. I brought that shit upon myself.

But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be compared to that slag beast ever again. YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK.


Seriously I just don't like the texture of cooked onions. Like I said, I enjoy the taste just not how it feels. Raw onions feel fine to me.
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Rofl.

To answer a previous point, yes, I was actually declared one by scientists and shit. I honestly never knew I tasted things different than anyone else until I was in my mid/late 20's until I got divorced and moved to Minneapolis and volunteered for a few studies at the University of Minnesota and got some cash for my time. I have a friend though that claims he's one and I swear he would put that on a business card and hand it out to everyone if he could, he tells everyone, it's annoying.

That being said, cooked onions are awesome. You bring shame to me Noodle. Shame.
 
BrutulTM

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You know, it's really nice on a board where we do nothing but argue with each other all day long, that on one thing we can all agree...Noodleface is a disgraceful faggot.
 
Erronius

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Noodleface_sl said:
Actually I can eat raw onions in a salad. I can't eat that shit cooked.

I'm a super taster but I think it comes down to texture.

GOD I AM SUCH A FAG
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I still love you bro, for you were made in his image

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Noodleface

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Tarrant_sl said:
Rofl.

To answer a previous point, yes, I was actually declared one by scientists and shit. I honestly never knew I tasted things different than anyone else until I was in my mid/late 20's until I got divorced and moved to Minneapolis and volunteered for a few studies at the University of Minnesota and got some cash for my time. I have a friend though that claims he's one and I swear he would put that on a business card and hand it out to everyone if he could, he tells everyone, it's annoying.

That being said, cooked onions are awesome. You bring shame to me Noodle. Shame.
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I usually don't tell anyone. I get strange looks when I say "I don't like beer", or "I don't like [insert something someone likes that everyone else also likes]". I do tell my wife constantly so she'll stop nagging me about eating stupid shit that I hate.
 
Noodleface

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You said you loved me big time so either you want me to be a bottom for you or I am your true bro. In any case.. I accept.
 
Kirun

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Noodleface_sl said:
But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be compared to that slag beast ever again. YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK.
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Bro, he was a self diagnosed Aspie.
 
McCheese

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Life as a super taster sounds terrible. It really shouldn't such an awesome name. I'm glad that I'm mediocre in all regards.
 
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