The Fast Food Thread

Drinsic · Mar 6, 2014

Grimmlokk_sl said:
Pickle juice

Yeah, no shit, if I grilled the burger myself. I'm not asking some flunky behind the counter at McDonald's for pickle juice.

Noodleface · Mar 6, 2014

Kirun_sl said:
Grim is right, Noodle. You're throwing yourself in with people like Camerous and Tarrant. Not exactly high-praise. What a total faggot..

Wait one goddamn motherfucking second. Ok, you can throw me in with Tarrant.. I brought that shit upon myself.

But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be compared to that slag beast ever again. YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK.

Seriously I just don't like the texture of cooked onions. Like I said, I enjoy the taste just not how it feels. Raw onions feel fine to me.

Tarrant · Mar 6, 2014

Noodleface_sl said:
Wait one goddamn motherfucking second. Ok, you can throw me in with Tarrant.. I brought that shit upon myself.

But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be compared to that slag beast ever again. YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK.

Seriously I just don't like the texture of cooked onions. Like I said, I enjoy the taste just not how it feels. Raw onions feel fine to me.

Rofl.

To answer a previous point, yes, I was actually declared one by scientists and shit. I honestly never knew I tasted things different than anyone else until I was in my mid/late 20's until I got divorced and moved to Minneapolis and volunteered for a few studies at the University of Minnesota and got some cash for my time. I have a friend though that claims he's one and I swear he would put that on a business card and hand it out to everyone if he could, he tells everyone, it's annoying.

That being said, cooked onions are awesome. You bring shame to me Noodle. Shame.

BrutulTM · Mar 6, 2014

You know, it's really nice on a board where we do nothing but argue with each other all day long, that on one thing we can all agree...Noodleface is a disgraceful faggot.

chaos · Mar 6, 2014

god dammit, Noodleface

Erronius · Mar 7, 2014

Noodleface_sl said:
Actually I can eat raw onions in a salad. I can't eat that shit cooked.

I'm a super taster but I think it comes down to texture.

GOD I AM SUCH A FAG

I still love you bro, for you were made in his image

Grimmlokk · Mar 7, 2014

Drinsic_sl said:
Yeah, no shit, if I grilled the burger myself. I'm not asking some flunky behind the counter at McDonald's for pickle juice.

I was just linking a relevant funny video. Calm your tits, ma'am.

Drinsic · Mar 7, 2014

I didn't click the link :/

Falstaff · Mar 7, 2014

Noodleface I still <3 you bro. Big time.

Soygen · Mar 7, 2014

Eyashusa loves everyone. Sorry, Noodle.

Noodleface · Mar 7, 2014

FUCK THIS SHIT

Noodleface · Mar 7, 2014

Tarrant_sl said:
Rofl.

To answer a previous point, yes, I was actually declared one by scientists and shit. I honestly never knew I tasted things different than anyone else until I was in my mid/late 20's until I got divorced and moved to Minneapolis and volunteered for a few studies at the University of Minnesota and got some cash for my time. I have a friend though that claims he's one and I swear he would put that on a business card and hand it out to everyone if he could, he tells everyone, it's annoying.

That being said, cooked onions are awesome. You bring shame to me Noodle. Shame.

I usually don't tell anyone. I get strange looks when I say "I don't like beer", or "I don't like [insert something someone likes that everyone else also likes]". I do tell my wife constantly so she'll stop nagging me about eating stupid shit that I hate.

Falstaff · Mar 7, 2014

Soygen_sl said:
Eyashusa loves everyone. Sorry, Noodle.

maybe. But I love some more than others.

Noodleface · Mar 7, 2014

You said you loved me big time so either you want me to be a bottom for you or I am your true bro. In any case.. I accept.

Erronius · Mar 7, 2014

Noodleface_sl said:
I get strange looks when I say "I don't like beer"

wait, wat

Kirun · Mar 7, 2014

Noodleface_sl said:
But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be compared to that slag beast ever again. YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK.

Bro, he was a self diagnosed Aspie.

McCheese · Mar 7, 2014

Life as a super taster sounds terrible. It really shouldn't such an awesome name. I'm glad that I'm mediocre in all regards.

Falstaff · Mar 7, 2014

Didn't Onoes name his kid Super Taster?

Noodleface · Mar 7, 2014

Erronius_sl said:
wait, wat

Can't drink it.. it tastes like soap to me

McCheese · Mar 7, 2014

Noodleface_sl said:
Can't drink it.. it tastes like soap to me

But what does the soap taste like?

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