The Fast Food Thread

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radditsu

Silver Knight of the Realm
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Every BK I have ever been to has the slowest service. And this hot dog campaign is fucking tragic.
 

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
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I don't mind BK fries, as long as they're still lava-hot. But once they start cooling off...not so much.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
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44,761
So that's what they meant when they said their chicken falls off the bone.
 

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
17,234
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So that's what they meant when they said their chicken falls off the bone.
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Xevy

Log Wizard
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4,105
Got to Taco Bell for breakfast. Got there at 11:01. "Sorry, we stop serving breakfast at 11:00."

God. Is. Dead.

At least my good friend the beefy crunch burrito was there to comfort me.
 

Sludig

Potato del Grande
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10,576
So finally on the 3rd try (suprised I gave it that) My Carl's Moonshine burgers were actually mildly spicy/flavorful and the sauce tasted like something. First 2, 2 locations basically tasted like a bacon cheeseburger. This 3rd attempt was a re-do at once of them and was what I was hoping for, a faint reminder of the old bourbon burger 2-3 years ago.

They have a new pretzel bun breakfast sandwhich. Basically a normal sausage egg cheese with an extra slice of melty white cheese on top of the yellow..... Actually somewhat legit pretzel taste unlike a lot of fake pretzel buns that are just bread masquerading as a pretzel. I usually eat 2 sandwiches no matter where I'm getting breakfast, but with the extra cheese it was so rich I was pretty much done after one. (But finished both, cuz starving pygmies in africa)
 

Kiroy

Marine Biologist
<Bronze Donator>
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102,362
Had that pretzel bun sandwhich this morning - I liked it. Also gave the sausage egg and cheese biscuit another try but god damn they're just not consistent with them at my place. I think they used that XL biscuit so it was a huge biscuit with normal insides. Meh. Use to be my fav breakfast sandwhich.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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One time I ordered a blizzard from dq with peanut butter cups and I got home and it was a heath bar. I wanted to vomit as soon as it entered my mouth.
Man I love heath blizzards. I guess it would be jarring expecting peanut butter. But heath blizzards are top tier.
 

Mrs. Gravy

Quite Saucy
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My discovery of the day with Jack in the Crack: the Frank's RedHot is the best part of lunch. Color me disappointed.
 

Hekotat

FoH nuclear response team
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Those Pepperoni things looks awesome if they have good marinara to go with them.

Mrs. Gravy, burn that mothafucka down!
 

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
<Gold Donor>
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Doubledilla was a bust. My Taco Bell is usually on point but maybe they just had a rare screw up. Cheesy Double Beef for $1 is pretty legit though.