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Haven't had 5 guys in a while, ordered a regular hamburger (not a little, 2 patties). I swear this was made for a leprechaun, looked so tiny, and i have honestly flipped over 20k burgers in my teens, so i can tell patty size just by eyeball.

It could also be that this 5guys was not my usual one, it was manned by the "brothers"...
 

Harshaw

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The 5 Guys burgers have always seemed smallish to me. It's just that you can stack the toppings and it makes it look bigger. I actually just head to Culver's nowadays.
 

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Kiroy said:
Tried the new Triple crunch wrap at TB.  Little disappointed at the amount of filling.  I'd say it has a pretty similar amount to the regular crunch wrap, just with another hard flat taco shell shoved in the middle.  Gonna be sticking to my supreme burritos.

It really seems to be hit or miss depending on who's making it. I've now had one that was a bit flat like yours but two that were fairly hefty. I'm slowly learning which taco bells to avoid. 



Unrelated, got to try the chipotle chorizo burrito. I liked it, maybe seemed a little ..... acrid? Over charred? Dunno, I may be dumb and just don't like chorizo. I am happy that its got some burn/spice without being like their I forget chicken or steak which was always uncomfortable to my white cracker ass. Usually I'm a carnitas guy. May switch back to it.  (And currently pigging out on them due to their summer chiptopia card event.)
 

Harshaw

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Isn't the chorizo at Chipotle chicken and pork? Go to a dive Mexican restaurant and get a real chorizo burrito. Shit is awesome.
 
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Chorizo burrito was nasty. Should have learned my lesson after trying the tofu burrito. Back to chicken. Last visit I decided against guac hoping it would be less of a liquid mess while eating and walking. Never again.

Chorizo can be really delicious. Next time you're at a place that serves breakfast burritos, try it again. There is a place nearby that has a chorizo, egg, goat cheese and spinach breakfast burrito and it's pretty damn good. Sounds fancy, but it's made by Mexicans in a shack.
 

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My breakfast and dinner

Lobster Bacon Egg Benedict From Blue Heaven Key West - 9.5/10

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Key Lime Pie from Blue Heaven 9/10

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The Conch Shack - Duval Street Key West
Conch Fritters - 9.5
Spicy Fried Shrimp - 9.5
Spicy Lobster Roll - wife would say a 10 I'm going with 9/10

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Chanur

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My breakfast and dinner

Lobster Bacon Egg Benedict From Blue Heaven Key West - 9.5/10

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Key Lime Pie from Blue Heaven 9/10

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The Conch Shack - Duval Street Key West
Conch Fritters - 9.5
Spicy Fried Shrimp - 9.5
Spicy Lobster Roll - wife would say a 10 I'm going with 9/10

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Looks like my kind of food porn.
 

Aamry

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Arby's new Salted Caramel and Chocolate Chip cookies are my new addiction, so good, and so bad for me. Salt and Caramel is an awesome combo.
 

pharmakos

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Person in front of me at Taco Bell just ordered $38.15 worth total, and their license plate said "COKEZRO".

WTF lol.
 

OU Ariakas

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My wife and I picked up all 4 of limited edition Lays flavors. I think this is the first time that all 4 sounded good. I haven't opened the Kettle Cooked Tikki Masala yet, but here are my opinions about the others:

Brazilian Picanha - 7/10 - The chimichurri and steak seasoning is good but not great. I would buy them over a shitload of the other Lays flavors.
Szechuan Chicken - 8/10 - My wife HATED these; however, i liked the amount of spice. They smell like Chinese food when you open up the bag.
Greek Tzatziki - 4/10 - Tastes exactly like the sauce you get in restaurants, but since there is no other salty flavor (very very light or no salt on the chips) it really doesn't taste like much.

 

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My wife and I picked up all 4 of limited edition Lays flavors. I think this is the first time that all 4 sounded good. I haven't opened the Kettle Cooked Tikki Masala yet, but here are my opinions about the others:

Brazilian Picanha - 7/10 - The chimichurri and steak seasoning is good but not great. I would buy them over a shitload of the other Lays flavors.
Szechuan Chicken - 8/10 - My wife HATED these; however, i liked the amount of spice. They smell like Chinese food when you open up the bag.
Greek Tzatziki - 4/10 - Tastes exactly like the sauce you get in restaurants, but since there is no other salty flavor (very very light or no salt on the chips) it really doesn't taste like much.




I ate the tikka masla not bad 6/10

Wonder how the Sichuan chicken holds up to my beloved hot pot chips from China.
 

Harshaw

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I may have to try those Tzatziki chips. If they have the same taste, without the fake gyros taste the last one had, they might be good.