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The Fast Food Thread
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trex
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So a while ago I switched from pizza rolls to these bad boys:
Soooooo good. I haven't had the Asian or Jalapeno ones because my grocery store is super lame and doesn't carry them, but holy shit are the Smokin Bacon BBQ ones amazing. The Triple cheesy bacon aren't bad, but I've found some stringy bits of something in them that were a little disturbing, but you can eat around it.
My only complaint is that the outer shell isn't quite as tasty as pizza rolls. It's like they were trying to emulate full-size hot pocket shells, so they're flakier than a pizza roll. My ideal food would be a pizza roll shell with these fillings.
I've been skeptical of these and the other hot pocket bites. Isn't the worst part of the hot pocket the crust? Taking the first 2 bites is just delving for the hot, saucy goodness.
McCheese
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Didn't we all leave Rerolled? How else did we end up here?
The crust on the bites is thinner than regular hot pocket crust, so there is less of a barrier between you and the delicious innards. I'm not a huge fan of regular hot pockets because I find the flavors boring, but I think the tasty filling of the food truck bites more than counter balance the mediocre shell.
RE: Lay's flavors, the Indian one is fantastic. The Chinese one is terrible and I threw 1/3 of the bag away because I couldn't be bothered finishing them. They might have been better if they were kettle cooked like the Indian ones. WHY AREN'T ALL CHIPS KETTLE COOKED?!?1!11
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OU Ariakas
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I ask my wife the same question every time 3 out of the 4 new Lays flavors are regular or wavy. What the holy fuck.
Re: Pizza Rolls if your state has Kroger then pick up the Kroger brand combo pizza rolls. 90 count is around 5 bucks. I think they are better than the HP or Totino brand.
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trex
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Harshaw
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Been through probably 4-5 bags of these bad boys in the last month. I used to not buy chips all that often but I pick up a bag of these basically every time I see them. They go great on sandwiches.Hey Mario guess what I am eating.
Lanx
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The only Utz chips i like are the red hot chips, i swear i lose weight eating them on a cheat day cuz they burn through my asshole and takes everything else along with it.
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Noodleface
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McCheese do you realize Soygen and I pulled your email address and looked you up on facebook to see if you were still alive?
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McCheese
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I was touched that you love me so much to check up, so I went back to the old place and did a quick search of the thread to see what exactly you did. I found this:
Noodleface said:
You're dead to me. Soygen's still cool, though.
*Edit* I also see you called me a Bergdahl. That's deserved, and I can tolerate having my loyalty questioned. However, how dare you question my eating!
*Edit again* To answer the question of where I was, I think I tried to log in one day and got a database error and just never came back. I happened to be notified of this place via other channels.
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I like to order them with beef added. Since I hate sour cream, it is like a better nachos supreme. Taco Bell red sauce (not the hot sauce packets, I'm talking the red sauce that they put in burritos, and on these nachos) is one of my favorite things ever. If I could buy the powder that they make the sauce out of, I would buy it in bulk and eat it with anything vaguely Mexican. And probably a lot of other foods as well.
I hate normal pork skins because they make me feel like I'm eating grease or something, even if they aren't greasy, but the flaming hot ones are a weakness. And awesome.
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You have to understand when I found your profile and compared it against what you were eating it made no sense
But I went even deeper man... I even found your instagram (or other photo website) account and saw you in russia or whatever and we assume that was the girlfriend you escaped from.
I went deep man.. almost too deep..
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pharmakos
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