The Fast Food Thread

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Tarrant

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Fully agree. I had their regular Shackburger cheeseburger, cheese fries, and caramel shake. = $20 fucking dollars!

These aren't large portions either. A BK whopper is larger (for size comparison). Far too expensive.

Yeah I got a single shackburger, a fry and a chocolate malt and it was almost $16.

It was really good...but that price is pretty silly.
 

pharmakos

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i once ordered this pseudo-hawaiian pizza -- chicken, bacon, and pineapple w/ bbq sauce.

was delicious.
 

Alex

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Hawaiian pizza sauce with 3/4 tomato and 1/4 BBQ is the perfect combo. Full BBQ is way to strong by itself.

I love buffalo sauce and when I make pizzas at home I almost always use a 65% tomato 35% buffalo sauce mix. Delicious.

Raw onions can eat a dick in almost every scenario except Latin food. Especially on pizza. Totally ruins the texture. Everything is melding and blending together perfectly and then CRUNCH. Fucking gross.
 

chaos

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Yeah I got a single shackburger, a fry and a chocolate malt and it was almost $16.

It was really good...but that price is pretty silly.

I've only been once, got a double smokestack with fries and a shake, and yeah it was expensive. But it was damn good. Not even the same league as burger King and shit like that. Worth splurging on once or twice, but I can't see taking my family there.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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I am fortunate to have two good Mom and Pop old fashioned burger joints within 30 minutes of me for tasty burgers at half the price of the Shake Shack . Gordon's Stoplight already mentioned in this thread and now for those of you travelling 1 55 Ginny's Custard ....I love ginnys or something like that is their Web address.
 

Ichu

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I love buffalo sauce and when I make pizzas at home I almost always use a 65% tomato 35% buffalo sauce mix. Delicious.

Raw onions can eat a dick in almost every scenario except Latin food. Especially on pizza. Totally ruins the texture. Everything is melding and blending together perfectly and then CRUNCH. Fucking gross.

I love the texture of onions on pizza given that I've always been a toppings on top of the cheese kind of guy.

I want my toppings cooked, not steamed.
 

McCheese

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I love the texture of onions on pizza given that I've always been a toppings on top of the cheese kind of guy.

Toppings on top of the cheese is the only kind of guy you should be. Do people really prefer pizza with toppings under the cheese? If they do, they're wrong. That's absurd, come on now.
 
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Ichu

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Supertaster opinions on cheese are to be dismissed without discussion.
 
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BrutulTM

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I like feta in salads and such but it's too bland to hold it's own on a pizza.

And yeah raw onions are pretty much universally disliked by children and adults who stopped developing their palate at age 5.
 

Alex

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No raw onions are lame. Like I said it's good in Latin food - like the cilantro/onion mix you get on tacos or in ceviche. But my palate apparently stopped developing at age 5 when I was hella into that foodie shit. Chicken tenders and french fries? Fuck you mom go get me some fine toro cuts.
 
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Feien

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It's not what I always go for, but my weird custom pizza is Chicken, Ham, Bacon, Pineapple, and Jalapeños with a Buffalo drizzle. I always order this with a mega double crust when I got to places like Mod Pizza (which is basically a cheese pizza as a bottom layer)
 

Lanx

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da fuq is wrong with you heathens?

The only sauce on a pizza that is correct is marinara.

The only cheese on a pizza thhat is correct is mozzerella.

If you're using some weird ass bbq sauce shit, it's that hawaiian shit, that is basically japanese food garbage.

If you're using feta cheese on a pizza, you're a dirty head scarf goat fucker.

There's no reason to fuck up pizza like this. If you're an IBS can't take gluten person, then fuck you, don't fuck up good pizza for the rest of us by demanding gluten free pizza.
 
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trex

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Sad news friends, sad news indeed. I stopped by the grocery store last night to pick up a snack and I saw that these bad boys:

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were marked as DISCONTINUED!!!! These are THE BEST of the blasted crust pizza rolls, and my heart sinks to know that they won't be available much longer. Why, Totino's, why?! On the plus side, they were discounted to $2.14 a bag.

RIP in peace.

Sexy face and McNugget fingers
 

pharmakos

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Povolone, muenster, and sharp cheddar all go excellently on pizza provided the right toppings are paired with them