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Noodleface

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My pregnant wife wanted pizza hut so that's what we got. Disgusting vile pizza. It made our house smell like a weird mix of garlic, cheese and shit smell.

The local place I usually get it so good compared to pizza hut.

The kid loved it but he also loves anything that isn't green beans so fuck him
 
Alex

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At the kid isn't picky. Better than having to eat only mac & cheese and hot dogs.
 
chaos

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I love hipster local pizza and would never say all pizza is the same. But I fucking love Pizza Hut for some reason. Such garbage pizza but it tastes like nostalgia or something. Just had some this weekend and they sent me a code for a free one because they delivered it too early, which was weird.
 
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There is all kinds of hipster pizza joints here in Irvine. I go to them pretty regularly. But sometimes I just want some garbage on a plate so I hit up Poppa Johns because I'm sick of thin crust pizza with 25 different cheeses and artisan prepared asparagus.
 
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Soygen

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I will never choose to get Papa John's. It's just the worst. If it's free, I'll eat some, but it's probably dead last in my choice of pizza places. I agree with chaos, though. Sometimes I really like some Pizza Hut. Maybe it's the fact that they just cram cheese and meat into the crusts or that grease-soaked deep dish crust. Mmmmm.
 
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Alex

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I know Costa Mesa might as well be Cleveland with Orange County size, but Ramen Yamadaya is delicious and you should check it out sometime. They give you whole cloves of garlic you can crush into your soup. It's top notch.
 
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chaos said:
I love hipster local pizza and would never say all pizza is the same. But I fucking love Pizza Hut for some reason. Such garbage pizza but it tastes like nostalgia or something. Just had some this weekend and they sent me a code for a free one because they delivered it too early, which was weird.
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I have a sick love of stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from pizza hut. Feel like a bag of hammered assholes after eating it though.
 
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Noodleface

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It could be because our local pizza hut is super run down too.

Papa John's never did anything for me. Their sauce also is oddly sweet and not good tasting.
 
Soygen

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But sex is also good without it. I can't say the same for Papa John's pizza.
 
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Soygen

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I think it's just masturbating at that point. So yes, better.
 
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Noodleface

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My brother told his wife his fantasy was to fuck her doggy style while she had a pizza on her back and he was eating it (in the delivery box) . He told me a few months ago it finally happened.
 
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