The Fast Food Thread

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Crone

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The fuck man you ddidnt even post a post meal breakdown
Haha...

So since the online ordering system wasn't letting me put the order in for last night, I called and they gave me a free entree so I got some extra broccoli beef! Free shit is always nice!

So the it's pretty damn worth it I'd say, because you get the normal size, but big for Panda chinese take out boxes full of the entrees you chose. The Bejing beef was still crispy, and now that I mention it, so was the Orange chicken. Ordering late when they have to make it all fresh I guess is the best way to do things? All made fresh. The sweet-fire chicken breast was pretty good, but not as good as the others. Might be subbing in kung pao chicken or something instead for future orders.

But it gets better, the best part of the whole meal was the chow mein. Normally it's got a ton of veggies, which is fine, as I like the cabbage, but it's never just the cabbage that you get a ton of, you get all the other bitter shit. But last night? It was like nearly all noodle. Who the fuck doesn't like that?! it was those soft noodles, and so many! Ahhh!

8/10, will order again. I suspect if ordered any other time of day when it wasn't made fresh, it'd lose a point or 2, but last night was legit!

Edit: Missed pricing info, so it's $34, and I expect to easy get 4 meals out of it, maybe 5 if I keep taking it for lunch (smaller than dinners). So I'd say for price wise it's not much different than getting four 3 item combos in store, but I think you for sure get way more food.
 
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Noodleface

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That's awesome man. My wife hates Chinese food so I'm fucked.

Im hoping this pregnancy shell get some. Weird craving for it
 

BrutulTM

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My brother told his wife his fantasy was to fuck her doggy style while she had a pizza on her back and he was eating it (in the delivery box) . He told me a few months ago it finally happened.

That is weird, but as bizarre fantasies go, very easy to accommodate.
 

Noodleface

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I'm under the impression that his wife is a dead fish in bed from the things he's told me she won't do so it may have been harder to accommodate
 

Soygen

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Being a TV dinner table isn't a stretch from a dead fish.
 
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Tenks

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I'm under the impression that his wife is a dead fish in bed from the things he's told me she won't do so it may have been harder to accommodate

Why on Earth would you and your brother ever talk about your married sex lives
 
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Noodleface

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Why on Earth would you and your brother ever talk about your married sex lives
We don't talk about it too much but he has told me certain stuff. He doesn't know the raunchy shit my wife has done. We are also really close and always have been
 

Soygen

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I don't find that weird at all. I'm extremely close with my two brothers and if I had sex life problems, I would definitely talk to them.
 
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Alex

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Talking to your brother about intimate shit isn't weird at all. That's the truest of bros. You're bros!
 

chaos

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The weird thing is not offering your bro a slice, he should be ashamed.

So tomorrow I am dropping my dog off for surgery, I have to get lunch. Richmond has a few fast food places I have never been to. I have to choose from: Raising Canes, Cookout, and Sonic. What is best in life?
 
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Tenks

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I've never heard of Cookout but Sonics is just generic bad fast food. Canes is delicious. Make sure to order extra Cane's sauce with your order. Also you can sub out the cole slaw for another piece of toast. Do that as well.
 

Soygen

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Noodle doesn't know the raunchy shit his wife has done, either.
 
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