Noodleface
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Just when I was worried that McCheese might have changed his ways he tells us he drinks teriyaki sauce
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Always their Chow Mein to start. Always.
Then it's a toss up between the steak and mushroom (+$1.25), bejing beef (crispy beef? hell ya!!), orange chicken, or terriyaki chicken.
I'm a damn fatty, and usually get 3 item combo, or 2 item + eggroll/cream cheese puffs. I agree though the teriyaki chicken is really good.
I'm on a mission to figure out how they make their Chow Mein so I can replicate it at home. It's so good.
spronk
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if you have a teriyaki madness near you should try that (or similar fast teriyaki places), they put crack or something in their food that makes it way, way better than panda express. spicy chicken is to die for, and food is usually ready to go in under 5 mins and made to order.
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Most mom and pop chinese places are shit because they assume that every American that orders food wants it all to taste like sweet and sour whatever. The chinese place closest to our house, Sweet and Sour and Orange chicken are the same, Sesame chicken is sweet and sour chicken with sesame seeds, and general tso's chicken is sweet and sour chicken with a couple dry chili's and green peppers thrown in.
If I have Americanized-Asian anything I prefer Thai because at least the flavors are distinguishable and not just globs of gelatinous "sauce" overtop chicken nuggets.
If I have Americanized-Asian anything I prefer Thai because at least the flavors are distinguishable and not just globs of gelatinous "sauce" overtop chicken nuggets.
Noodleface
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Man I love chinese food but that shit is expensive if you buy it for a family. I remember my dad asking me to pick some up that he ordered and I went "nah, I got it" when he tried to offer me money. $120 later and I regretted my decision.
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Our local Chinese place seems to only want to sell the buffet. If you order something off the menu that is on the buffet it actually costs more than getting the buffet and they just go over to the buffet and scoop the stuff onto a plate and charge you extra for it. Bizarre.
Noodleface
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I imagine most of the chinese places do this. I do love some mothafuckin chinese food though
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The mom and pop Chinese places around me taste no different than Panda Express. At least I see them cutting vegetables and cooking meat at Panda Express. I wouldn't be surprised if half the mom and pop places just heated up frozen shit in the kitchen. Bunch of food elites up in here, with their "pip-pip what-what mom and pop whatever > chain" tuxedo and monocle wearing arrogant asses.