The Fast Food Thread

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Lost Ranger_sl

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Can this recipe be added to the first post? What are the prerequisites?

These look fookin' great.

Edit: Shit, this isn't the cooking thread.
I have made these bad boys quite a few times. One of my favorite recipes. They are fucking delicious.

Taco Bell breakfast gets a thumbs up. I prefer it over McDonalds if I'm in the mood for shitty fast food breakfast.
 

Slaythe

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Have we discussed White Castle breakfast before? As disgusting as that place is overall, their breakfast is great.
 

Crone

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Have we discussed White Castle breakfast before? As disgusting as that place is overall, their breakfast is great.
Wish White Castle would come to Arizona.
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Last time I was in Chicago I ordered a 30 Box, and slammed down that bad boy with a Large Coke! So awesome.
 

Drinsic

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Never had their breakfast. I could count my sober visits to White Castle/Krystal on one hand though.
 

Tenks

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Co-worker brought in Taco Bell breakfast yesterday. I don't eat breakfast food like that so I can't confirm/deny first hand but the unanimous opinion was it was terrible. Like an eggo waffle with a bob evans sausage patty from the grocery story on it with carmel colored corn syrup.
 

Slaythe

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Never had their breakfast. I could count my sober visits to White Castle/Krystal on one hand though.
Yeah man. I was shocked too. I honestly think the only big difference is they actually fry a real egg for their sandwiches but just that, at least to me, is a pretty massive improvement over the other spots.
 

BrutulTM

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Co-worker brought in Taco Bell breakfast yesterday. I don't eat breakfast food like that so I can't confirm/deny first hand but the unanimous opinion was it was terrible. Like an eggo waffle with a bob evans sausage patty from the grocery story on it with carmel colored corn syrup.
Well no shit, it's from Taco Bell. It's not like it's going to be fine dining.
 

Joeboo

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I know they stop serving breakfast at like 10am, but the real question is, what time of night do they start serving it? 3am? 5am?

I think most of their target demographic might be more likely to have access to the breakfast menu from being up that late, rather than getting up early enough in the morning.
 

Gravy

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One of the very few things about Jack in the Box that I like is that they serve breakfast shit all day. It's not good, but it's there. Sonic will also make their breakfast burritos any time of the day as well.

I wish McDougals would do that.
 

Noodleface

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It's probably a huge loss to have breakfast material sitting out all day waiting for someone to buy it (and throwing it away every hour or so)
 

mkopec

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White castles are pretty fucked up. One dude at work ate like 10 of them for lunch one day, and I swear that him and his area smelled like white castle for the next few days. The smell just lingered there like a cloud of shit.
 

Joeboo

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St Louis has White Castles, but Kansas City does not. Whenever we visit my relatives in StL we always hit up White Castle. Well, we used to. Last time my cousins and I went out at 2am and got like a 30 pack of burgers, couldn't quite eat them all so we put the leftovers in the fridge. The whole fridge reeked of White Castle the next day, and according to my aunt the smell didn't go away for over a month. We are not longer allowed to bring White Castle into her home, lol.
 

Falstaff

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Just had the Crispy Chicken Bacon Clubhouse sandwich from McDonalds for lunch and... it was honestly really good. And other than an off-center tomato, it didn't look like shit either.

It's definitely McDonalds answer to Wendys Chicken Pub sandwich or whatever it was called.
 

Crone

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So I've been really digging on Panda Express lately. No idea why, but after probably a 2 year break, I started going there a lot, and I'm loving it! I think they rape you with some of the items costing an additional 1.25, but it is still really good.
 

McCheese

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So I've been really digging on Panda Express lately. No idea why, but after probably a 2 year break, I started going there a lot, and I'm loving it! I think they rape you with some of the items costing an additional 1.25, but it is still really good.
What do you generally get? I eat there quite a bit because I work near one and I sometimes get a discount. I'm really torn. I believe I posted here before how their Kung Pao Chicken meat is basically just gristle and fat, so I stopped getting that. My favorite is the Teriyaki Chicken (because it's an actual chicken breast that they cut in front of you) and, when I feel like getting my fat on, the Sweet Fire Chicken.

One of the highlights of my day is drinking the teriyaki sauce after I finish the chicken, and then eating the deliciously sweet fortune cookie. One time I ate the fortune cookie before the meal and it ruined my whole day.
 

Falstaff

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I used to just get a side order of the noodles back when I worked close to a Panda Express. Something about them was so good...