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We were gonna go to my wife's brother's house. But then they had a fight.

I'm having hot dogs


Did they fight over how picky of a eater you are? Also you grilling? What condiments and chips?

You are probably a plain chip guy but get some pickle chips?

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Did they fight over how picky of a eater you are? Also you grilling? What condiments and chips?

You are probably a plain chip guy but get some pickle chips?

Give us the deets.
Oh yeah man I always grill when I can. I'm not a very picky eater when it's traditional food lol. I got some spicy nacho Doritos, some tostitos and queso. Usually I eat hot dogs fairly plain or with mustard but also toasting the buns. I was gonna do cheeseburgers but forgot to defrost the meat.
 

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My kids have this thing - when we watch big sporting events we have to have mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers. We have about 40 teenagers coming over to watch tonight, that's a metric fuck-tonne of mozsticks and poppers.
 

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My kids have this thing - when we watch big sporting events we have to have mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers. We have about 40 teenagers coming over to watch tonight, that's a metric fuck-tonne of mozsticks and poppers.

Get some sunny d and grape stuff.
 
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So I had a bit of a binge on the weekend, and part of that consisted of 3 bags of these bad boys:
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They are SOOOOO crunchy. Easily my new favorite chip. Must buy!


I picked up a bag of these and only thought them to be OK. Nothing life changing. May not even buy again. Not bad but not crazy good. Better snacks out there.
 

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Get some sunny d and grape stuff.

Fuck, man. It's PURPLE stuff, not grape suff. Get that crap right.

40 kids how big is your living room???

Basement. Huge TV, several couches, pool table, foosball table, ping pong table, booth seating, bar area (stocked with pop tonight)...Our basement has two bedrooms and a full bath in it, other than that it's a big open space. You can see the TV from just about anywhere. I think our basement is about 1,600 square feet. I made it the coolest place to hang out so my kids' friends would want to come here, rather than them wanting to go elsewhere. I want to put a fuller kitchen in the bar area and my wife tells me I'm being ridiculous.
 
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lurkingdirk

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1600 ft is bigger than my house haha

Yeah, but it's under ground. And currently full or teenagers. Can't be healthy.

I can't believe the amount of food that has been consumed tonight. Cheese things. Chip things. Salsa things. Pop things. Pizza things. Someone stopped at a Popeyes chicken place and came with a massive box of popcorn chicken. I don't think there will be any food left at the end of the evening...
 

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*things is my favorite kind of food. I want to hang out at your house.
 
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Yeah, but it's under ground. And currently full or teenagers. Can't be healthy.

I can't believe the amount of food that has been consumed tonight. Cheese things. Chip things. Salsa things. Pop things. Pizza things. Someone stopped at a Popeyes chicken place and came with a massive box of popcorn chicken. I don't think there will be any food left at the end of the evening...
Hi I'm a teenager plz
 
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Tenks

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This could be fun. 40 teenagers and two old farts hanging out stealing all the pizza rolls.
 

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Alright fellas.

Who's eating what for super bowl? Anyone going all out?
I didn't realize McCheese was Asian.


And that he was Kristen Stewart.


I actually laughed quite a bit more than I expected to at the Totino's one.
 
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Fuck, man. It's PURPLE stuff, not grape suff. Get that crap right.



Basement. Huge TV, several couches, pool table, foosball table, ping pong table, booth seating, bar area (stocked with pop tonight)...Our basement has two bedrooms and a full bath in it, other than that it's a big open space. You can see the TV from just about anywhere. I think our basement is about 1,600 square feet. I made it the coolest place to hang out so my kids' friends would want to come here, rather than them wanting to go elsewhere. I want to put a fuller kitchen in the bar area and my wife tells me I'm being ridiculous.
make sure you put some web cams in those bedrooms, some sluts are definitely going to get banged out in there.
 
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