The Fast Food Thread

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BrutulTM

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Itlan said:
Is Olive Garden any good? I've heard nothing but bad things. Sounds like the Red Lobster of Italian.

I tend to avoid chains, though.
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It's noodles and sauce. You can't fuck it up too badly. You seem to be kind of a faggot with your "I tend to avoid chains" at the end so it's probably best for your self image if you just keep pretending you're too good to eat there.
 
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Chick-fil-a is good, but way way overrated. It's got the 2nd best spicy chicken sandwich (behind Wendy's), and the milkshakes are great for a chain. Outside of that, it's pretty standard stuff that isn't worth going bananas for.

I think it's popularity is more due to the fact that you get friendly chicks taking your order instead of ghetto assholes.
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Ya chik-fil-a is a fickle bitch. Their premier items, the chicken sandwiches, are way way overrated. That said, their breakfast chicken biscuits (whether naked or with chicken / egg / cheese) are awesome. And their nuggets are literally crack.
 
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BrutulTM said:
It's noodles and sauce. You can't fuck it up too badly. You seem to be kind of a faggot with your "I tend to avoid chains" at the end so it's probably best for your self image if you just keep pretending you're too good to eat there.
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I'm full blown faggot, don't fucking insult me with your kind of bullshit.

And yeah, chains tend to suck. Applebees, Red Lobster, Fridays, those places blow and you know it. Maybe I'm ruined living so close to NYC idk fuck you.
 
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Itlan said:
I'm full blown faggot, don't fucking insult me with your kind of bullshit.

And yeah, chains tend to suck. Applebees, Red Lobster, Fridays, those places blow and you know it. Maybe I'm ruined living so close to NYC idk fuck you.
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The food is fine IMO, it's the price for what you get that kill me. Like 8 bucks for 5 cheese sticks? 12 bucks for some fancy pants burger that's just as good as fast casual stuff? Pass. I'll go to a&w and get like 2 lbs of cheese curds and a papa burger for 10 bucks, or a ton of other local ma and pa options that give me better quality food that tastes just as good for half the price.
 
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Avoiding chains isn't what makes you a faggot. Telling people that you avoid chains is.
 
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my favorite thing to do at Olive Garden is their little unlimited salad + breadsticks deal. then i mooch off of other peoples' pasta when they get full.

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Cheesecake factory is an off the hook chain though. Literally every chain place combined into one with their 40 page menu.
 
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Cheesecake Factory is only good for cheesecake. The food is all over the place. Mexican, Italian, 'Merican, Asian. But the cheesecake is really legit. When I go, it's only for dessert.
 
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I have only eaten at a Cheesecake Factory once, but that menu gave me anxiety. I already have a hard enough time deciding what to have at a normal restaurant.
 
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Agreed Alex. The menu is too god damn big honestly, which means there's no real specialty (I think of it like a diner). Cheesecake is very good, though.
 
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Kiroy said:
Cheesecake factory is an off the hook chain though. Literally every chain place combined into one with their 40 page menu.
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The menu is so big it's comical. Someone got me a gift card last year and it had been years since I had been. How the fuck do you have so many gd menu items?!
 
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The menu is so big it's comical. Someone got me a gift card last year and it had been years since I had been. How the fuck do you have so many gd menu items?!
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I don't know how they do it either, but whenever my wife and I go there we're always happy with what we get.
 
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Olive garden used the hav garlic chicken con broccoli that was really good but they removed it for god knows what reason. I find the prices used to be too expensive for what you got. Not sure if it's better now.
 
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Itlan said:
I'm full blown faggot, don't fucking insult me with your kind of bullshit.

And yeah, chains tend to suck. Applebees, Red Lobster, Fridays, those places blow and you know it. Maybe I'm ruined living so close to NYC idk fuck you.
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American Inventor you is in the fast food thread. Trying to claim you avoid chains and hamburger helper is counter intuitive. Embrace the shitty and eat 300 bread sticks at Oliver Garden with the Alfredo sauce.
 
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Obama-son you is in the fast food thread. Trying to claim you avoid chains and hamburger helper is counter intuitive. Embrace the shitty and eat 300 bread sticks at Oliver Garden with the Alfredo sauce.
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I more enjoy the banter than the actual topic of discussion in this thread.

Basically McCheese is quality entertainment.
 
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Well here is how Oliver Garden works the food is kinda meh, but again pasta + sauce you cant fuck it up to bad. You go when they have these never ending super fat fuck get you some promos. You go in order this garbage and then toss back 7000 breadsicks 20 bowls of chicken parm and chicken Alfredo. When you have eaten so much you hate yourself and you feel like you are gonna die go throw up and shit in their bathroom and do it all over again.

Never Ending Classics at Olive Garden Restaurants
 
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I would HAVE to assume the portions are smaller than normal if they're doing endless entrees.

But yeah, $12 for endless heaps of food? That's not too bad.
 
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BoozeCube said:
Well here is how Oliver Garden works the food is kinda meh, but again pasta + sauce you cant fuck it up to bad. You go when they have these never ending super fat fuck get you some promos. You go in order this garbage and then toss back 7000 breadsicks 20 bowls of chicken parm and chicken Alfredo. When you have eaten so much you hate yourself and you feel like you are gonna die go throw up and shit in their bathroom and do it all over again.

Never Ending Classics at Olive Garden Restaurants
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The thing that bothers me about this is although my wife and I do fine, we're both a couple of jews when it comes to bang for your buck. I just can't pay $12 for something that even if I had 15 helpings cost them $.25 in ingredients. It's a x cost thing. I'm willing to pay 4 or 5x cost (over grocery prices) to have someone cook up a nice steak for me, or to have In and Out whip me up some double doubles, but I'm just not willing to pay 20-30x cost for pasta or bread that's on par with hamburger helper (which wife and I gladly will pay for).

Out of all the chains olive garden is the only one I truly loathe. I think last time I went there years and years ago I paid like 15 bucks for 2lbs of pasta and like a gram of chicken breast. Go fuck yourself you greedy fucks.
 
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Kiroy said:
The thing that bothers me about this is although my wife and I do fine, we're both a couple of jews when it comes to bang for your buck. I just can't pay $12 for something that even if I had 15 helpings cost them $.25 in ingredients. It's a x cost thing. I'm willing to pay 4 or 5x cost (over grocery prices) to have someone cook up a nice steak for me, or to have In and Out whip me up some double doubles, but I'm just not willing to pay 20-30x cost for pasta or bread that's on par with hamburger helper (which wife and I gladly will pay for).

Out of all the chains olive garden is the only one I truly loathe. I think last time I went there years and years ago I paid like 15 bucks for 2lbs of pasta and like a gram of chicken breast. Go fuck yourself you greedy fucks.
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If you wanna talk about a fucking rip off you should see carrabbas. I used to like that place but they are greedy as shit for garbage these days. Damn shame.
 
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