The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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I normally balk at "hot" chips, but Doritos does some with legit spice
 
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Conefed

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Xevy said:
Had BK's Bacon Cheddar Ranch Crispy Chicken sandwich. Pretty good. I think each one was like $5.50, which is a bit much, but that's close to what a Spicy Chicken Sandwich costs, so fuck it. If it had heat on it, it'd surely dethrone the Spicy Chicken.
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I seriously considered it but I failed hard and got the steakhouse Burger (despite having coupons for other things including the chicken)
2.5/10 never again. Waste of time, money, and health. No real redeeming qualities.
Considering eating a bag of frozen veggies for lunch today instead of going out to offset (not a compliment)

Incase wondering, "why not chicken?", I had the Crispy Sweet Onion BBQ at McDonald's three days in a row.

Edit: These new emojis are blowing my mind
 
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Alex

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Eating a bag of frozen veggies is low, man. You must feel really guilty.
 
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McCheese

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Conefed said:
I seriously considered it but I failed hard and got the steakhouse Burger (despite having coupons for other things including the chicken)
2.5/10 never again. Waste of time, money, and health. No real redeeming qualities.
Considering eating a bag of frozen veggies for lunch today instead of going out to offset (not a compliment)

Incase wondering, "why not chicken?", I had the Crispy Sweet Onion BBQ at McDonald's three days in a row.

Edit: These new emojis are blowing my mind
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That's surprising about the steakhouse burger. One of my all-time favorite BK burgers was the A1 Bacon Cheeseburger (I think that's what it was called). I've never had a steakhouse burger, but I was hoping it was similar.
 
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Conefed

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Alex said:
Eating a bag of frozen veggies is low, man. You must feel really guilty.
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Yeah
Double quarter pounder with cheese combo. Two packs of mayo to drizzle on the ridge after each bite + Mc Double add Mac sauce.
And a thermos for the soda.

Thanks for pulling me to my senses fam
 
Hekotat

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Those chips being limited time only really pisses me off, they sound amazing.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Fuck, I am sitting in the Dr. office (preventative care) reading this thread. I have had only a vanilla bean muscle milk shake. 3 bottles of water and a couple of cups of coffee today. My damn mouth is watering. I am SO hungry.
 
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iannis

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Dude, that's like 1 whopper, large fries, and a choco shake.

Frostee's are the milkshake preferred by the master race. It's an unholy concotion of part milkshake part ice cream and full delicious.

It is the only exception to the purity rule.
 
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McCheese

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iannis said:
Dude, that's like 1 whopper, large fries, and a choco shake.

Frostee's are the milkshake preferred by the master race. It's an unholy concotion of part milkshake part ice cream and full delicious.

It is the only exception to the purity rule.
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A whopper is like, 800 calories or so depending on the variety. A large order of fries maybe 500ish? The shake would probably come out to near 1000. You're still a LONG way from 8000 calories.
 
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McCheese

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Also, Frostees are not milkshakes. They're Frostees. Apples and oranges.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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I was famished by the time I left the doctor (who told me that I was too thin and needed to eat). I had Bread Co. turkey/kale panini, vegetable pesto soup, an apple and a strawberry rhubarb cake. Fast forward a few hours later, I had pizza and beer!
 
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Oldbased

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Grabbed an Evan McMuffin and a big mac today at McDonalds. Big macs seemed very light on sauce compared to last time which was about a year ago for the normal big mac. Not sure if store or if McDonalds is holding out on us.
It got me to thinking though. How about once a week/month whatever we all decide on a item someplace( has to be nationwide though sorry you speciality bitches ) and multiple people go get it, eat it and review it here together.
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Lanx

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Olebass said:
Grabbed an Evan McMuffin and a big mac today at McDonalds. Big macs seemed very light on sauce compared to last time which was about a year ago for the normal big mac. Not sure if store or if McDonalds is holding out on us.
It got me to thinking though. How about once a week/month whatever we all decide on a item someplace( has to be nationwide though sorry you speciality bitches ) and multiple people go get it, eat it and review it here together.
The ultimate in community calorie threads!
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mac sauce is dished out via caulk gun, likely culprit is they might have switched the gun for mayo or whatever other dressings. (since they're all dialed in)

Every place is subjective, the BK near me has better fries than McDees b/c the BK is entirely staffed by mexicans and one really sad looking balding white guy. I see them changing the fry oil during busy times, actually they're pretty busy most of the times. Whereas the McDees, manned by Obama Sons, tries to give me limp, old fries, even when i ask them to drop me a fresh batch, sometimes it's hit or miss. The fry oil is either dirty (or they dunked something with breading where they shouldn't like the nuggets), or the temp is too low (soggy fries).
 
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Ritley

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Lanx said:
mac sauce is dished out via caulk gun, likely culprit is they might have switched the gun for mayo or whatever other dressings. (since they're all dialed in)

Every place is subjective, the BK near me has better fries than McDees b/c the BK is entirely staffed by mexicans and one really sad looking balding white guy. I see them changing the fry oil during busy times, actually they're pretty busy most of the times. Whereas the McDees, manned by Obama Sons, tries to give me limp, old fries, even when i ask them to drop me a fresh batch, sometimes it's hit or miss. The fry oil is either dirty (or they dunked something with breading where they shouldn't like the nuggets), or the temp is too low (soggy fries).
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False. BK fries are never better because even at their best they are trash tier fries.
 
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