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I was going to guess Boulder, until you gave it away that it's fort collins which is trying it's hardest to imitate a mix of Boulder/Evergreen college. It wasn't bad 10 years ago but it's pretty awful now. Ya, hipster mecca of course most of the shit downtown near campus is expensive with artisanal bullshit this and that. But again, any of the chains McCheese mentioned along Harmony all would have those $9 burgers. And this is 5-6 years ago, so no, it's not $20.
Mountain Town? You mean estes/vail? Ski towns? Duh. Go to actual normal small mountain towns and it isn't bad at all. Certainly not some $30 experience.
Yeah I hate that place. They're trying to be Boulder by jacking up prices for no reason at all. They think, if we make Fort Collins expensive enough, it'll be Boulder! We already have the college! I had a good friend and her bf who named their baby girl Luxlery a couple weeks ago. Trust fund hippies. Do you watch JP Sears? I feel like he is Boulder/FC.
The chains like smash burger? I am clueless to what you're talking about. Yes you can get a five guys burger for $9. It's not sit down. They have that green place where you can get your rabbits food for $13 and call it lunch for yourself. A $11 panini from spicy pickle. Cafe Mexicali is great. You can get a burrito there for about the same price as Chipotle. But you don't sit down there either. My fave new(ish) restaurant is Zequila. Fucking amazing chili rellanos.
The high schools there are pretty much a perfect triangle (Poudre obv not included). I think all restaurants have to cater to high school lunches. Of course everyone's parents are rich. I got $8 dollars a day for lunch in my HS days and had to eat one at home ($32/week). My aunt gives my cousin $60/week now. They're not even wealthy, just the "going rate" I guess.
Calling the mountain towns "ski towns" is sacrelige. They are normal towns you do normal sports in and one of those just happens to be skiing. "Normal small mountain town"s are called "______-- just outside of _____". Ps-- absolutely a $30 experience. You think mom and pops aren't going to capatalize on the Europeans who come around Aspen because it's "the best"? You cray.