pharmakos
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The Fast Food Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Ritley
Bronze Baron of the Realm
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Even the weird desert ones are good. I think i had like a salted caramel one and a chocolate one, both were pretty weird but still good.
Crone
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Hekotat
FoH nuclear response team
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I love those salted caramel ones but I have to avoid shit like that to keep from ballooning up to 250lbs.
McCheese
SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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I should have known better (because all but 4 Doritos flavors are dog shit), but I went ahead and bought a couple bags of these the other day:
Oh. My. God. So awful. Just bad in every way that a chip can be bad. I actually ended up throwing half of each bag away because I had no desire to continue eating them.
Oh. My. God. So awful. Just bad in every way that a chip can be bad. I actually ended up throwing half of each bag away because I had no desire to continue eating them.
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Mccheese that's the final straw. Those Doritos were awesome
You're like 0/20 on chip reviews here man. Stick to your donuts and cookies
You're like 0/20 on chip reviews here man. Stick to your donuts and cookies
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Xevy
Log Wizard
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The best part of his story was that he had 2 bags. He claimed to hate them. He said he threw away half of each bag.
THAT MEANS:
He started eating them, ate a bunch, *blech*, throws them away.
Then
He opens another bag, because Doritos, starts eating them, eats a bunch, remembers he didn't like them, and then throws them away.
God bless.
THAT MEANS:
He started eating them, ate a bunch, *blech*, throws them away.
Then
He opens another bag, because Doritos, starts eating them, eats a bunch, remembers he didn't like them, and then throws them away.
God bless.
McCheese
SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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I think I forgot to mention, when I picked up a bag of those sweet chili garlic pretzel pieces, I also got a bag of these (all pretzel products were on sale 2 for $6):
They were very tasty. I finished this bag before I finished the sweet chili garlic pretzel pieces. These had that tomato-y/spicy flavor that you often get with pizza flavor products and reminded me a bit of Pizzerias.
They were very tasty. I finished this bag before I finished the sweet chili garlic pretzel pieces. These had that tomato-y/spicy flavor that you often get with pizza flavor products and reminded me a bit of Pizzerias.
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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It does and I don't know what it means. It tasted like Chipotle
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Vaclav
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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On the way in or the way out. Inquiring minds must know.
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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McCheese
SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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This is true. If you ever want to decide if a person you've met is a good or bad person at heart, just put two bowls of Doritos out: one with nacho cheese and one with cool ranch. If the person goes for the cool ranch, they're a bad person and quite possibly a Nazi.
That said, if I have to choose between no Doritos or Doritos and all that's available is cool ranch, I will begrudgingly suffer them.
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