The Fast Food Thread

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Fuck Wendy's for toning down the Spiciness of the Spicy Chickens. They taste like regular chickens now. They need to come out with a Super Spicy Chicken sandwich!
They have, the Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken. Although the normal Spicy Chicken is still wonderful here, must just be yours.
 

Xevy

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My father picked up Hardee's mexican food for dinner and he applied his Taco Bell ideals to Hardee's items. At Taco Bell for 3 people he'd get like 4 burritos, 10 tacos, and 2 crunchwraps. So at Hardee's he got 3 burritos, 4 tacos, nachos, and a taco salad. This equates to about 10lbs of food. You learn from experience.
 

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I've never seen the big deal about WaWa. Apparently there are some people who swear by their sandwiches, but I've tried a few and not been impressed at all. It's gas station food after all.
 

Itlan

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I like WaWa's slurpees lol. They also make pretty good cheesesteaks if it's 3-4 AM and you need drunk food.
 

Itlan

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I keep seeing these commercials for Carl's JR/Hardees, and as far as I know there's no locations in Jersey. Anyway, it's for this spicy burger with some bitch eating raw jalapenos (wtf?). Anyone tried it? It looks tasty but I can only imagine it shows up like a pile of dog shit.
 

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I keep seeing these commercials for Carl's JR/Hardees, and as far as I know there's no locations in Jersey. Anyway, it's for this spicy burger with some bitch eating raw jalapenos (wtf?). Anyone tried it? It looks tasty but I can only imagine it shows up like a pile of dog shit.
Tried it, much regrets. It wasn't terrible but I would have rather had pretty much anything on the menu. The only noticeable flavor was the jalapenos, not my cup of tea on a burger.
 

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Serious question: What would you do to bring back the #BeefyCrunchBurrito? No promises. &#55357;&#56847;
 

McCheese

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Glad you tried it, honestly you are the first person that has told me it was only "okay" and not "great." Regarding the burrito build you can tell them how much or how little you want of the ingredients. I always get mine enchilada style and I use a knife and fork because they package it on a foil plate instead of wrapped. I could see it being really messy trying to hoist that thing into your mouth. Like I said my favorite is the Pork Burrito, my wife always gets a Chicken Salad and my buddy that introduced me to it always get Steak Tacos.
I finally got around to trying this place (Cafe Rio) on your recommendation. Overall I really liked it and I'll probably go there again. Chickenpants mentioned how it was hard to eat due to being soggy...well, I think he was eating it wrong. This place doesn't make Chipotle-style burritos that you can pick up and eat with your hands; instead, they're slathered in sauce and stuffed to the brim with saucy pork, so they're definitely meant to be eaten with a fork and knife.

I really liked the flavor of the sweet pork barbacoa and next time I'll probably order a double meat just to get more of it, since that is easily the best part. I also really liked whatever "hot" sauce they slathered all over the burrito after wrapping it up. I was sliding pieces of rice/beans/pork all around my bowl to sop it all up.

The best thing was the size of the burrito, though. Holy shit, it was easily 30 - 40% larger than the biggest Chipotle burritos. I usually find myself still hungry after a Chipotle burrito, but this one actually left me feeling fairly satisfied.

Good recommendation. Will try again.
 

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Because nothing says healthy eating like a deep fried chicken breast filet on top of a few pieces of lettuce smothered in 2 packets (or 4 servings) of dressing.

But seriously, fuck wendy's for getting rid of regular caesar dressing and only having inferior lemon caesar dressing. Same thing for chik-fil-a getting rid of caesar dressing. Its the 3rd most popular dressing dammit!
Honestly the spicy chicken sandwich would be healthier than that pseudo salad + "ONLY" two packets of dressing. 210 calories per packet.

a whole spicy chicken sandwich is 510 calories.
 

Vaclav

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Dude, chili cheese frito taco? Sign me the fuck up.
Sign reads like it's chili not taco meat though.... could be good or awful depending on the quality of their chili (I've not had Taco Bell chili personally before any pitchforks if it's good)
 

The Ancient_sl

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's chili powder, taco meat and beans, how hard is that to fuck up.


No wait, actually I've heard stupider things
 

Xevy

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It's awesome, because they'll just use their taco meat and actually add seasoning to it and they can charge more! GENIUS!
 

chaos

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I have no doubt that fast food places can find ways to fuck up anything.

On that note, went to Burger King a couple of weeks ago for breakfast. I remember it being really good. You know, for fast food. It was TERRIBLE. The hash browns taste like a homeless man's crunchy asshole, the sandwich was clearly just microwaved or something, and my wife's french toast sticks did not come with syrup. A failure on every conceivable level.
 

Malakriss

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Burger King is that kid who always gets picked last in dodge ball that every so often goes in an earlier round, but it takes less than a minute for everyone to realize the mistake and back to last he goes.

You know it, BK knows it, history is doomed to repeat.