The Fast Food Thread

chaos

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When my brother and I were small children my Mom used to put ketchup on our tacos because we couldn't handle the heat in salsa. I still kind of like them that way even though I will only do it when I'm alone and no one is watching. I recently got my brother to admit to doing the same thing. I'm not proud of it but you can't help how you were raised.
Yeah my dad did the same thing. I tried it again about a year ago, still really good.
 

Tenks

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Ketchup goes on potato productsonly*.

*Unless it is needed in the cooking of a meal, i.e., meatloaf.

Also, pickles are one of the best foods ever created. The crazy is strong in this thread.

Lastly, only one form of ketchup is truly acceptable:
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Small batch ketchup? Really?Really?
 

Soygen

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Those containers are the actual batch size. They make 12,000,000 batches a week. It's exhausting work, but they contain the world's best small-batch-ketchup.
 

OU Ariakas

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Those containers are the actual batch size. They make 12,000,000 batches a week. It's exhausting work, but they contain the world's best small-batch-ketchup.
Apparently you do not live in Texas where stores like HEB and Wal-Mart make this much easier:
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Fifey

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Step 1 :pour ketchup onto plate
Step 2 : pour sriracha into ketchup
Step 3 : use French fry to stir
Step 4 : enjoy your artisanal ketchup
 

Tenks

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Cheese how many Bacon, Egg & Cheese biscuits do you think you could eat in a single seating?
 

lurkingdirk

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I find I don't often like their breakfast items with sausage patties, as I always seem to get hard bits in the patties. Just bad luck, I guess.

Here's a good use for ketchup:

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Crone

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Cheese how many Bacon, Egg & Cheese biscuits do you think you could eat in a single seating?
Their biscuits are pretty filling, that'd slow anyone down! My guess is 4-5? Now I'm curious what he says...
 

Soygen

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I could easily eat 3 or 4, so McCheese has to be around double that figure.
 

Crone

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The latest sausage mcmuffin with egg deal, 2 for $3.33 has been killing me. Get that, 2 sausage biscuits, and a large dr. pepper, and I'm good to go!
 

lurkingdirk

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I find the biscuits are so dry I need to have a large orange juice with them if that's what I get. I like the taste, anyone else find them unreasonably dry?