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I wouldn't be surprised if McCheese has punched a few of his own teeth out, due to the sheer speed at which he's shoveling food into his mouth.
The Fast Food Thread
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McCheese
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I really enjoy fruity pebbles as well. I love the way they make the milk taste.
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Noodleface
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Walmart sells a giant 800 lb bag of fruity pebbles (real brand, not store brand) for like $5, I love it. But then you're that dude in line with a giant bag of fruity pebbles
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Grimmlokk
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What the fuck? Flake cereal is too dangerous?
I'm really disappointed in you right now...
Vaclav
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It bums me out that WalMart is the closest place that sells donuts up to my standards as well as Pretzel hot dog rolls that are just amazing - I really want to boycott them because I hate the company, but that bakery....
Vaclav
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Heh, wasn't that case before I moved down here though Soy - being 10-20 min from the beach makes it marginally excusable.
McCheese
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To be fair, the roof of my mouth is incredibly sensitive due to decades of being weakened by scalding bursts of pizza roll insides and super hot bagel bite cheese. It's basically exposed nerve endings at this point.
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The guy who eats 120 pizza rolls, a dozen donuts, and 15-20 pancakes in 4 days is worried about his poor, wittle, tender mouth? Who are you and what the hell have you done with McCheese?
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I would have thought the inside of your mouth would be like leather or something after doing that for 15 years.
Juice and probiotics my main man.
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How the fuck do you eat 4 pints of Strawberry Cheesecake icecream anyway? One time I made the mistake of making a 9 dollar monstrosity at Cold Stone Creamery, forced myself to finish it because I paid 9 dollars, and couldn't even think about ice cream (or brownies, or chocolate, or butterfingers) for the next 2 years without wanting to curl in a ball and die. And that was definitely a heck of a lot less than 4 pints, I'm not even sure it was a whole pint.
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McCheese
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Believe me, I wish I had made it up. If you're ever in Maryland shoot me a PM and we can hit up a Golden Corral together, or other buffet of your choice. All other Rerolled fast food thread bros invited, of course.
I also find it hard to believe that anyone could have trouble eating a pint of ice cream a day for 4 days in a row. A pint is pretty damn small. It's not like I sat down and ate 4 pints in one sitting (although I'm confident I could).
Vaclav
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Yea a pint of ice cream is a Ben and Jerry's/Haagen Daz standard size it's nothing - I think a quarter of it is even the serving size. (Wife and I take like a week to kill one ourselves, but we'll literally do like 3 spoonfuls each - quarter of a pint is probably one ice cream store scoop worth or so)