The Fishing Thread

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It has either a 15 or 20 HP Mercury on it. He said he's going to give me the trolling motor on it too as he is getting a new one and many of the lakes I fish on do not allow gas motors to be run on them.
 
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My dad always had a 14 foot Lund with a 7.5 horse mercury on it. It was perfect for the fishing we did, and easy to pull with virtually any vehicle with a hitch, as it was so light. Fancy bass boats are nice, but you can do some awesome fishing in little boats with small motors.
 
Borzak

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Basscat has a new boat that's rated for the new 400hp outboards. I think it's subsidized by Exxon.
 
Adebisi

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You know what I'm terrible at? Peeing off the side of a boat.

It's just a travesty.
 
Borzak

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My basscat bass boat had a little toilet deal that slipped in between the seats you could put in the storage area when not in use. I never used it and I assume it's mostly for women. It also has little step pads made onto the back corners made into the transom just for that, peeing off the side of the boat.
 
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I still think this thread says fisting everytime I see it. Talk about a travesty.

Bisi, is it a shy bladder, or do you just fish in cold weather? I usually have trouble because of a shy bladder. But if I have to go bad enough, I can get it done as long as we're pulled up in a creek or cove that doesn't have any traffic. We also usually have a bucket (tidy cat) that serves multiple purposes, piss bucket being one of them.
 
BrutulTM

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I have friends that carry a small bucket and they just pee in that and dump it over the side.
 
Tarrant

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Just man up and pee off the side....gesh, ya bunch of girls.
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That was actually one of the reasons my dad got his new boat. Because of his legs he needed a boat that wouldn't rock too bad when he pee'ed off the side.
 
lurkingdirk

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I remain in my seat and drape my penis over the side. I don't do this while salt water fishing, as I'm afraid the larger fish will take it for enormous bait.
 
Borzak

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If you are really that worried of falling out (seriously?) they make a deal that mounts on the transom like a little step/ladder you fold out and you can pee while leaning against the outboard assuming it's not a 10hp motor.
 
BrutulTM

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Just carry a piece of PVC pipe and stick your dick in it and hang that over the side. It will be like you have a colossal wang. Probably don't want to share your pipe with any friends that might have herpes though.
 
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