The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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So minor update. Went out that night in Chicago, was pretty awesome except someone gave one of the chicks a hard cider she thought was a beer... and was deathly allergic. So that night ended in an emergency room. Lulz. Hopes dashed, but whatever I had a good time.

Anyway so had two POF dates last week, one with a Polish chick who just moved here. She was pretty cute but I think I'm fascinated with other cultures and learning in general so meh whatever, would have pursued harder except...

The other chick is this petite, quirky blonde who practices kung fu and likes video games/anime but isn't a complete weeabo. She lives about 45 min away but we started texting a bit and I think she said it best when she said 'lol I'm pretty much a bro with a vagina'. I told her we needed to meet so she drove up and we went to a local place for a drink and spent 3.5 hours chatting (including about how amazing Archer is and how we need to re-watch the first two seasons together, that high budget TNG star trek porn and reminiscing about FF Tactics) before getting kicked out at 1am. I had made up my mind I wasn't letting her get away without a kiss, but she was obviously wanting it too so we kissed and she told me to text her when I got home.

So since then we've been talking a bit more. Was a pretty busy week all around so I told her to come over so we can just relax, watch something and drink for free, so she's coming up tomorrow night after work. I am cautiously optimistic about this one because she is dangerously easy to flirt with, hilarious and extremely cute. And I'm pretty sure I can get away with using 'Just the tip?' with her as well.
 
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To try and revive this thread since its given so much to me, here's one of the most awkward/funny situations I've ever been in. Enjoy the teen drama.

Met a girl few months ago (call her M), didn't see her again till a while later, and from then its like I've seen everywhere I go (nights out, on campus, even in central London during where she doesn't live). Nothing has happened between me and her yet on nights out as either
1) I hook up with another girl
2) She hooks up with another guy
3) We don't run into each other that night

So anyway, come back from easter and am like fuck it, be more proactive and shit. See her on the sat (the 13th), don't remember if I said anything to her or me, as I got so so drunk that night. Next day, text her asking her out, she doesn't reply, so am like whatever. Then last saturday (the 20th) am chatting (about some french girls I was chatting up earlier ironically) to my mate inside the club, M pops out of nowhere and gives me a massive hug. Admittedly I was drunk, but I had no idea how to treat her/respond since she blew me off so badly with no reply, so I just walked off.

Later on that night, she sees me dancing with some other girl (7.5, bangin legs). Me and that girl go to the other dancefloor. M and her mates follow us within a few minutes, and start dancing like 2 metres from us (admittedly music was shit in the other room/not that many people there), I laughed pretty fucking hard. So me and the girl are close dancing, hooking up. M's two friends take a few looks at me and the other girl, whilst M is there looking awkward as fuck.

Skip to later on in the night, I'm outside in the smoking area with my mate's flatmate who just wouldn't leave me alone. M was there outside with some other guy I know, the two take a few looks at me and the girl I believe, but weren't hooking up. End of the night, M sees me chatting again to the original girl.

Next day, walking through campus bar, see M and her friends, don't say shit as I was on the phone with my mate. I text her later on asking if she had a good night, she replied "sorry, who is this?" few minutes later, her friend rings me asking who I am, I tell, she hangs up. I text M asking who the mate was who rang me, no reply.

Funniest part comes here, I'm getting a coffee with a (hot) female friend on campus monday afternoon, told her about M and everything, we joked around that she was a stalker as I see her everywhere. 20 minutes later guess who walks by to the cash machine with her mate....M's friend notices me, takes a few looks, with M looking awkward as fuck. I of course point out M to my friend, we start laughing like hell. M goes the long way around to where she needs to go. As my friend later goes to the bathroom, I jokingly tell her "if I'm not here when you get back and you see a bloody trail, tell the police it was M". Friend comes back, tells me when I said that, M was walking about 2 metres behind where I was sitting... Saw M later on that day when walking through the bar again, she looked awkward when she saw me (I didn't go over)

I'm probably gonna see M on saturday night, so what shall I do/treat her/say to her etc (is it obligatory "FOH" or "RR" now? I'll do either if I get that far)

Edit: Probably gonna go out friday night. Try and pull this 7/10 who's already interested in me, or her 8/10 flatmate who I've only met briefly. Thoughts?
 
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Palum_sl said:
So minor update. Went out that night in Chicago, was pretty awesome except someone gave one of the chicks a hard cider she thought was a beer... and was deathly allergic. So that night ended in an emergency room. Lulz. Hopes dashed, but whatever I had a good time.

Anyway so had two POF dates last week, one with a Polish chick who just moved here. She was pretty cute but I think I'm fascinated with other cultures and learning in general so meh whatever, would have pursued harder except...

The other chick is this petite, quirky blonde who practices kung fu and likes video games/anime but isn't a complete weeabo. She lives about 45 min away but we started texting a bit and I think she said it best when she said 'lol I'm pretty much a bro with a vagina'. I told her we needed to meet so she drove up and we went to a local place for a drink and spent 3.5 hours chatting (including about how amazing Archer is and how we need to re-watch the first two seasons together, that high budget TNG star trek porn and reminiscing about FF Tactics) before getting kicked out at 1am. I had made up my mind I wasn't letting her get away without a kiss, but she was obviously wanting it too so we kissed and she told me to text her when I got home.

So since then we've been talking a bit more. Was a pretty busy week all around so I told her to come over so we can just relax, watch something and drink for free, so she's coming up tomorrow night after work. I am cautiously optimistic about this one because she is dangerously easy to flirt with, hilarious and extremely cute. And I'm pretty sure I can get away with using 'Just the tip?' with her as well.
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Sounds like ole girl is trying to hard with the "im a bro with a vagina" comment.
 
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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Sounds like ole girl is trying to hard with the "im a bro with a vagina" comment.
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Out of context, yes totally. Was just part of a conversation, though and wasn't offensive at the time. I think it was when I accused her of having high standards for refusing to pick up guys at a comic shop. I would have been more worried if that was just like an introductory statement... We'll see I guess.
 
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Johnny has your wife found out yet?
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last thursday i was found out that i have gonorrhea, and since my wife has been having issues, i told her on monday that i have it, when she asked how i contracted it i partially confessed, she is being treated, mine is healed, i told the hooker to get tested, she hasn't, so i ended it as of tuesday,
my wife is keeping me at a distance until she is better and works thru this emotionally, but insists we will work this out, but she is pissed
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
last thursday i was found out that i have gonorrhea, and since my wife has been having issues, i told her on monday that i have it, when she asked how i contracted it i partially confessed, she is being treated, mine is healed, i told the hooker to get tested, she hasn't, so i ended it as of tuesday,
my wife is keeping me at a distance until she is better and works thru this emotionally, but insists we will work this out, but she is pissed
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Can't tell if he's trolling or if this shit just keeps getting better.
 
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No, bitches are the ones who won't go out with me.

As for advice ashin, how old did you say yall are? Probably the best bet is to find her sometime when you're not making time with another chick. Tell her she's confusing you and you're only foolin around with other girls because she blew you off. If she's young she probably doesn't think she blew you off, she probably thinks she being coy or something because she wants to be chased. Ask if she just wants to fuck and get it over with, and tell her this is her last shot.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
No, bitches are the ones who won't go out with me.

As for advice ashin, how old did you say yall are? Probably the best bet is to find her sometime when you're not making time with another chick. Tell her she's confusing you and you're only foolin around with other girls because she blew you off. If she's young she probably doesn't think she blew you off, she probably thinks she being coy or something because she wants to be chased. Ask if she just wants to fuck and get it over with, and tell her this is her last shot.
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We're 19, first year of college. Coy, chased? Bitches be crazy man. Yeah if I see her tomorrow, I think I'll just act as if everything is normal, ask her how she's been etc and escalate. If she's awkward around me/her and her friends hate me...I'll ask why and tell them pretty much what's happened from my POV whilst telling her 1 to 1 that I really don't need this drama etc. Haha dunno if I can just be so blunt and ask if she wants to fuck, though I'll keep that in mind thanks!

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Why are you trying to fuck the old lady from James Bond?
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Gotta get my 00 status somehow.
 
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Ashin, honestly none of that shit matters at all. You guys are young and playing dumb games. I don't mean that as an insult or anything. Just follow your whim and do whatever you want, because in a few years when you get a little more mature you will never think "oh I should have tried to make that meaningful," you'll only care about/remember the fun shit you did. So if you wanna hook up with the girl, try to next time you see her. Don't explain shit, just do what you want to do.
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
last thursday i was found out that i have gonorrhea, and since my wife has been having issues, i told her on monday that i have it, when she asked how i contracted it i partially confessed, she is being treated, mine is healed, i told the hooker to get tested, she hasn't, so i ended it as of tuesday,
my wife is keeping me at a distance until she is better and works thru this emotionally, but insists we will work this out, but she is pissed
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So, if this isn't pure fantasy then you were barebacking a known heroin addict? You are lucky gonorrhea is all you have. Get a full STD panel done you stupid, stupid man.
 
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Kegkilla never having boned and or peed on this girl is the greatest internet letdown of all time.

He could have proven/verified this story for us, instead we're all left limp dicked.
 
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Anyone who still believes Johnny is telling the truth is full of shit. Kind of impressive how every time his story falls to the wayside, there is a new shocking development!
 
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100% chance he is a total asshole.

Might be fun to tinyeye the glamour shots that were posted of his supposed wife or email the alleged heroine whore to verify, but its so obviously a troll job that its not even worth the effort of confirming it.
 
Izo

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Cuckolding / wife humiliation. Johnny is not the first weirdo to get off on either of these. I wonder what childhood experiences lead to this deviancy. Interesting.
 
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