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The Scientific Shitlord
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The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Soygen
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ohkcrlho
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Big Phoenix
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Ok so you may remember me from my infamously horrific thread I posted back on FoH in the midst of my work related nervous breakdown about all the women problems I had.
Well I just started a new job at management level and have been going out getting smashed with an old buddy of mine after work (we finish at 2pm) the other night we end up meeting up with the dayshift staff at 8pm (was very very fucking drunk) and it ends up with me getting hold of this girl for a few hours, no shagging just fucking endless groping on my part especially.
Ok now I am 38 years old, balding (I shave my head) and slightly chubby and out of shape, what the fuck chance do I have to lead a normal life with shit like this happening and my inability to keep it in my pants?
Kirun
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Well, you already lack confidence, and that shit might as well be a death sentence. Secondly, never fucking shit where you eat. Messing around with women you work with is always bad fucking news.
She threw me down on the sofa in a nightclub and said "I'm going to give you a lapdance, I used to do this".
No man can say no to that, even sober might be tough.
So ... you got a lapdance from a (former and possibly future) stripper, and you groped her... newsflash: it's not the first time she's ever been groped by an older man.
I fail to see the problem.
Bitches are scandalous on the job, protect your neck. Nobody every filing for unemployment ever smiled and thought how it was so worth it.
