The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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iannis

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The Ancient_sl said:
Man those sites so fake. Ain't no difference between a "Ex-GF" or an unknown porn star.
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Well, ex-gf pics aren't going to be of the quality that the modern porn connoisseur has come to expect.

I've always deleted those pics after they've been used when I've received them personally. It's the offering, not the physical image. Keeping trophies by itself is just sad.
 
Hoss

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Not the ones I've seen. Maybe it's turned into just another genre of porn, but in the early days, her real name and address would accompany the photo or video. I've heard about a few of them in the news recently where the girl who was 'victimized' by this was trying to bring legal action against the boy and site and anyone else they could.

I guess if she wins any money, a case could be made that's now just a porn star.
 
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The Ancient_sl said:
Man those sites so fake. Ain't no difference between a "Ex-GF" or an unknown porn star.
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Yeah most stuff labled "exgf" or anything similar on big legit porn sites are fakes or just given those labels

On the other hand there was;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_Anyone_Up%3F

Where fucking shitbags did post pics of ex girlfriendsAND BOYFRIENDS(just as many guys having their small/deformed dicks shown off by shitty ex-girlfriends) along with shots of their actual FB profile and other online stuff.

That bitch is fucking whacko though. Clearly she had never been told no in her life so that dude dodged ww3 by dumping her crazy ass.

Hah people have already shitted all over her books;

http://www.amazon.com/Type-Quin-Wood...-20&ascsubtag=[type|link[postId|1389989148[asin|1463742223[authorId|5736122367926778714
 
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TL;DR
Drunk guy gets number of fatty bitch.
They go on date 1, guy hopes for easy lay, but no luck.
They go on Date 2, guy hopes girl doesn't want to look like a slut, but hopes she puts out on date 2, she still doesn't.

Girl invites guy out to third date - her birthday. Guy dislikes spending time with girl, and realizes that birthday party will not get him laid. So turns her down by faking "already having something else to do" which is something girls do to guys ALL THE TIME. Meanwhile he starts upping his "phone game" getting all sorts of sexual texts to take their relationship to the next level.

Guy is persistent in his desire to bang an Asian chick even if she's steadily ballooning up into fatzilla judging by her pictures(fucking weaboos), invites her to weekend away at a hotel. She turns him down for spending the night and says she'll only go for a day-trip. Guy realizes that she isn't putting out and is bored to death of her. Says fuck it, I'll tell her the truth that I'm not looking for a relationship" (subtext: he only wanted to bang and she didn't put out, nor was she going to put out on the third date either, and actively implied it by declining to spend the night with him).

She sends his sexts to his employers, internet gets its revenge on her stupidity by downvoting her books.
 
Famm

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Antarius_sl said:
TL;DR
Drunk guy gets number of fatty bitch.
They go on date 1, guy hopes for easy lay, but no luck.
They go on Date 2, guy hopes girl doesn't want to look like a slut, but hopes she puts out on date 2, she still doesn't.

Girl invites guy out to third date - her birthday. Guy dislikes spending time with girl, and realizes that birthday party will not get him laid. So turns her down by faking "already having something else to do" which is something girls do to guys ALL THE TIME. Meanwhile he starts upping his "phone game" getting all sorts of sexual texts to take their relationship to the next level.

Guy is persistent in his desire to bang an Asian chick even if she's steadily ballooning up into fatzilla judging by her pictures(fucking weaboos), invites her to weekend away at a hotel. She turns him down for spending the night and says she'll only go for a day-trip. Guy realizes that she isn't putting out and is bored to death of her. Says fuck it, I'll tell her the truth that I'm not looking for a relationship" (subtext: he only wanted to bang and she didn't put out, nor was she going to put out on the third date either, and actively implied it by declining to spend the night with him).

She sends his sexts to his employers, internet gets its revenge on her stupidity by downvoting her books.
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Didn't take that much more time to actually read the Gawker link, but yeah.

I like how her wall of texting was intended to express all her lack of fucks given yet made her sound like she gave far too many and certainly more than him.
 
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Antarius_sl said:
TL;DR
Drunk guy gets number of fatty bitch.
They go on date 1, guy hopes for easy lay, but no luck.
They go on Date 2, guy hopes girl doesn't want to look like a slut, but hopes she puts out on date 2, she still doesn't.

Girl invites guy out to third date - her birthday. Guy dislikes spending time with girl, and realizes that birthday party will not get him laid. So turns her down by faking "already having something else to do" which is something girls do to guys ALL THE TIME. Meanwhile he starts upping his "phone game" getting all sorts of sexual texts to take their relationship to the next level.

Guy is persistent in his desire to bang an Asian chick even if she's steadily ballooning up into fatzilla judging by her pictures(fucking weaboos), invites her to weekend away at a hotel. She turns him down for spending the night and says she'll only go for a day-trip. Guy realizes that she isn't putting out and is bored to death of her. Says fuck it, I'll tell her the truth that I'm not looking for a relationship" (subtext: he only wanted to bang and she didn't put out, nor was she going to put out on the third date either, and actively implied it by declining to spend the night with him).

She sends his sexts to his employers, internet gets its revenge on her stupidity by downvoting her books.
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tldr: guy dumps fat chick who doesn't put out, she talks shit on the internet, the internet talks shit back.



I can't imagine the kind of shit I'd have to pull in my relationships to have my boss find out and any serious consequence occur. All that would happen is I'd get ribbed about it for a while. She probably also doesn't care that much since she's getting tons of viewers on her decidedly mediocre blog.
 
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Tuco_sl said:
tldr: guy dumps fat chick who doesn't put out, she talks shit on the internet, the internet talks shit back.



I can't imagine the kind of shit I'd have to pull in my relationships to have my boss find out and any serious consequence occur. All that would happen is I'd get ribbed about it for a while. She probably also doesn't care that much since she's getting tons of viewers on her decidedly mediocre blog.
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I don't know if viewers who hate you and will never read any of your other stories are really a plus, though.
 
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You know when you see a chick and you say to yourself "oh she looks cute"
So you get better look and you're like "wow she's really cute."
Then her perfume scent/pheromone wafts in your direction and you pick it up and you get an instantaneous marble sculpture in your pants.
I seen this Mulatto Gal today, god damn top 10 prettiest chick I've seen.
 
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hookers and cheating.....what is the world coming to?!!11111onoeeoneoenoeneoneoeneon11111eoenoenoene oeneoneoen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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herion, boyfriend and baby daddy "Scott", he is a nice guy

she charges $60 full service, bj and intercourse
 
Hoss

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That might just be the effects of the heroine on her eyes.

Johnny, post shots of her tits and ass.
 
Aaron

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You're addicted to smack whores. When are you just going to cut the middle man out and just become addicted to smack?
 
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If only someone had predicted this turn of events? Oh wait a minute:

Some fat fuck with Nostradamus Powers_sl said:
The only reason Johnny stopped paybanging this ho bag in the first place is that he inadvertently gave his wife the Gonnacacacacas in the first place. Note: Not that he got it himself or that anything resembling reason, guilt, or empathy entered the picture. If the dude is on the level and not a giant troll, he is going to go back to two pump and dumping that shit and funding whatever drugs she is doing now in place of heroin. I am going to guess his wife will not be as forgiving or understanding this time around when she gets the clap (or worse).
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I guess you started railing a different whorebag, because your preferred skank did not want to be involved with you anymore, but aside from that I think I pretty much called this one a while ago. Come back when you give your wife the clap and tell us all about it. And is it just me or does this one look kind of like the last one? Is this about some skank you could not bang years ago and you are paying to live out that fucked up fantasy?
 
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Hell, I'd probably toss down $60 at least once for that. I'd be wearing a full-body condom, but still, she hasn't progressed to that "used up" stage yet and is fairly cute. Three months from now will be an entirely different story though.
 
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