So I brought this girl over last night. Typical stuff, ordered pizza, had a few beers, went to bed, good sex, etc. So woke with her, got dressed, some simple breakfast, decided to flip the channels, found Little Mermaid. She said it was one of her favorites, like a decent guy I left it on. Not my favorite, but whatevs. The girl sang during all the songs and was pitch perfect during EVERY LAST SONG. My jaw was on the floor the entire time, shit eating grin. Love it when a chick has an amazing voice.
The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Evernothing
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Pic must include her wearing a Spartan helmet and a whiteboard sign reading "Johnny49 does stay hard for 200+ minutes!"
Lusiphur
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Johnny53
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No....
any way ....picked her up at 12:30 ( near her camping site), drove her to the needle exchange, they gave 100 new needles, condoms, etc., then i took her to lunch at Olive Garden ( $45.00 ), refilled her phone minutes ( $50.00 ), stopped and got her smokes ( $8.00 ), then we went to the adult bookstore, in the theater area, she gave me a bj, then reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, me standing while she bounced and finished up doggy-style,.....took her back to her tent @ 4:00, all in all it was a good afternoon
Johnny53
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I am....in fact I advanced her $40.00 this morning, because she is going thru withdrawl
You said she's a hooker but you're suprised she is cheating on you ?? Isn't that what they do for a living ?
Johnny53
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blah blah TROLL blah blah....to all you dopes look at the pics...go back a few pages.....same girl, same car, shes wearing different clothes, same angle of photo,...i hand her my phone and ask her to take some pics....blah blah on the troll crap
Hoss
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Johnny53
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p?'THetik/
adjective
adjective: pathetic
1.
arousing pity, esp. through vulnerability or sadness.
"she looked so pathetic that I bent down to comfort her"
synonyms: pitiful, pitiable, piteous, moving, touching, poignant, plaintive, distressing, upsetting, heartbreaking, heart-rending, harrowing, wretched, forlorn More
"a pathetic groan"
informal
miserably inadequate.
"his test scores in Chemistry were pathetic"
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"a pathetic excuse"
2.
archaic
relating to the emotions.
p?'THetik/
adjective
adjective: pathetic
1.
arousing pity, esp. through vulnerability or sadness.
"she looked so pathetic that I bent down to comfort her"
synonyms: pitiful, pitiable, piteous, moving, touching, poignant, plaintive, distressing, upsetting, heartbreaking, heart-rending, harrowing, wretched, forlorn More
"a pathetic groan"
informal
miserably inadequate.
"his test scores in Chemistry were pathetic"
synonyms: feeble, woeful, sorry, poor, pitiful, lamentable, deplorable, contemptible, inadequate, paltry, insufficient, unsatisfactory More
"a pathetic excuse"
2.
archaic
relating to the emotions.