The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

Voyce

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10 minute mark, best advice you'll ever get from a chick; granted she thinks her hairstyle is a style.
 

Aaron

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Did you have to pay your wife for sex when you gave her the clap?
 

popsicledeath

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We all pay for sex, maaaan, it's just that when Johnny pays with cash the transaction is over. Welp, I gotta go take out the garbage....
 

Johnny53

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hectic week.....Monday - Capri, Wednesday & Thursday - Seimone, Today both Capri and Seimone want to see me, Capri been texting me all morning and then my wife texts me..."hey lover I want your body" ....oh yeah its payday of course...lol
 

Dabamf_sl

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My thoughts exactly! J49, you need to put an up to date name list in your signature to help us keep tabs!
Agreed. Ideally in an easy-to-read format with the following information: name, age, thumbnail, rates, STDs held, drugs addicted to, does wife know about her (yes/no), live-in pimp (yes/no), progress towards being saved by j49's magical penis
 

Johnny53

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Clap givers............Kristen, Jaime and Capri ( thanks girls )
all heroin...........Jaime also cocaine....Capri also crack
 

Aaron

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Hopefully she was not the wife of a Columbian drug lord or else your days might be numbered...