The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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(fucking kidding)
I pulled off an interesting real estate scheme. My GF and I have been together about 10 months now. Still going excellent, honestly I don't even know if we've had a disagreement yet. Just a very mature, low maintenance relationship. Still very sexual, etc. We recently went on a little vacation with other married/dating couples. We are all in our late 30s. My girl is fucking ripped and just so sexy. She looked so much better than the other girls there, it wasn't even close. I was so turned on the whole time.
So the scheme: the house across the street from me came up for sale. At the same time, she is still living in her divorced house, and coming close to the end of the time she's allowed to live in it. She gets child support, and used it to pay her house note. So I bought the house across the street from me, and she sold her house. She moved into the house across from me as my tenant, and her rent is exactly whatever the mortgage is. And this is paid for by her ex husband. I don't remember the exact number but in like 5 years I will have doubled the money I put down for down payment and closing costs, all paid for by her ex husband. So now we can see each other very easily, literally a ten second walk across the street, much easier to sneak over if we are horny before bed, etc.
(fucking kidding)I pulled off an interesting real estate scheme. My GF and I have been together about 10 months now. Still going excellent, honestly I don't even know if we've had a disagreement yet. Just a very mature, low maintenance relationship. Still very sexual, etc. We recently went on a little vacation with other married/dating couples. We are all in our late 30s. My girl is fucking ripped and just so sexy. She looked so much better than the other girls there, it wasn't even close. I was so turned on the whole time.
So the scheme: the house across the street from me came up for sale. At the same time, she is still living in her divorced house, and coming close to the end of the time she's allowed to live in it. She gets child support, and used it to pay her house note. So I bought the house across the street from me, and she sold her house. She moved into the house across from me as my tenant, and her rent is exactly whatever the mortgage is. And this is paid for by her ex husband. I don't remember the exact number but in like 5 years I will have doubled the money I put down for down payment and closing costs, all paid for by her ex husband. So now we can see each other very easily, literally a ten second walk across the street, much easier to sneak over if we are horny before bed, etc.
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Gavinmad
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Well I certainly wouldn't push her out of bed, but they looked better wrapped up.
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kegkilla
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I wouldn't call that a scam so much as recipe for disaster.So whats the story there?? Please tell us! This thread is for sharing and caring
I pulled off an interesting real estate scheme. My GF and I have been together about 10 months now. Still going excellent, honestly I don't even know if we've had a disagreement yet. Just a very mature, low maintenance relationship. Still very sexual, etc. We recently went on a little vacation with other married/dating couples. We are all in our late 30s. My girl is fucking ripped and just so sexy. She looked so much better than the other girls there, it wasn't even close. I was so turned on the whole time.
So the scheme: the house across the street from me came up for sale. At the same time, she is still living in her divorced house, and coming close to the end of the time she's allowed to live in it. She gets child support, and used it to pay her house note. So I bought the house across the street from me, and she sold her house. She moved into the house across from me as my tenant, and her rent is exactly whatever the mortgage is. And this is paid for by her ex husband. I don't remember the exact number but in like 5 years I will have doubled the money I put down for down payment and closing costs, all paid for by her ex husband. So now we can see each other very easily, literally a ten second walk across the street, much easier to sneak over if we are horny before bed, etc.
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iannis
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I have to respectfully disconcurr.
I've seen -much- worse nipples on titties that full.
I'm not a huge fan of the tat... but that's part of the bargain.
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It's honestly not. Worst case scenario we breakup and she can stay my tenant or I can increase rent - LOL. (I wouldnt)
We truly just love each other, and it's a super mature relationship. Really 100x more healthy than my marriage was. I think the recipe for disaster would be trying to move in together, mixing families, etc. This way we can see each other when we want, but the stressful family shit is done separately without adding that stress to "us."
It may go south, but I absolutely do not foresee that at all.
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But the crazy to nice titty to tattoo ratio doesn't work out. She's gotta go.
You know, after we have all kinds of pictures of her butt hole.
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Adebisi
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lucas47
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Hoss
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Did you fuck her and get dumped or just heartbroken because you're too poor to afford her?
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Void
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Jesus, I need to move to fucking Portugal. Can't be worse than a Biden USA.
I'd spend all my fucking money (pun intended) on Debora Pires on that site, assuming she's not a dead lay. Not only is her body smoking hot, but I've always wondered what inny nipples were like in person.
I'd spend all my fucking money (pun intended) on Debora Pires on that site, assuming she's not a dead lay. Not only is her body smoking hot, but I've always wondered what inny nipples were like in person.
