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$20 says my dicks a fatty.$20 bucks says your wife is a fatty.
Well, maybe both if she's a fatty.In between his legs, man.
Oh, you mean his wife...
I was in Japan. Sorry bros, I needs me my vacay time.Where the hell is Eomer anyway?
I created a monster. This past summer I took her to my towns harvest fair. (One of the larger ones in CT) She had never seen tractor pulls, let alone live, and these were the multi-engine thousand horsepower monsters. Few weekends ago one of the Monster Jam commercials was on TV and she thought it could be fun. She's by no means a tom boy, or a car enthusiast, but she's not a girly girl either. I'm not complaining.
So she dropped her name from all those graduate school lists to hook her wagon to your sugar daddy rising star. "Not accepted", haha! Sounds like some fatal attraction level stuff to me!Seriously though, this girl is pretty awesome. She's almost too easy to get along with, I can do no wrong apparently. Show up at her place at 1am after playing hockey smelling of cigarettes, weed and a couple beers? No problem! Also, it would appear that she hasn't been accepted to any of the master's programs she applied to. She got interviewed by a couple, but that's it. Or at least so she tells me. She's now applying for "real" jobs in her field locally, so she can quite waitressing and start working normal hours. How things go after that change will be a true test since we'll likely start spending some actual normal time together.
That sucks about her school results. I told u clinical psych was fucking rape. My condolences.I was in Japan. Sorry bros, I needs me my vacay time.
Kimono acquired and given. I was in Harajuku in some thrift store, and saw a pink one that I figured she'd like. Picked her up some relatively inexpensive chopsticks from Odakyu as well (didn't feel like carrying shit around in Asakusa when I was there the day before, because we were going to Gas Panic later that night). Special ladyfriend came over last night, after we were done banging and she came out of the bathroom to clean herself up the robe and chopsticks (thoughtfully wrapped, of course) were on my dresser. She pretty much melted.
Total cost of gift: $25. I think I could have given her a sack of potatoes and she'd have raved about how thoughtful I am, because she was wanting to make a stew anyways. Otherwise as far as V-day goes, she's coming over to make me dinner tonight as she works on Thursday. That's about it.
Seriously though, this girl is pretty awesome. She's almost too easy to get along with, I can do no wrong apparently. Show up at her place at 1am after playing hockey smelling of cigarettes, weed and a couple beers? No problem! Also, it would appear that she hasn't been accepted to any of the master's programs she applied to. She got interviewed by a couple, but that's it. Or at least so she tells me. She's now applying for "real" jobs in her field locally, so she can quite waitressing and start working normal hours. How things go after that change will be a true test since we'll likely start spending some actual normal time together.
Yeah, I think you'd said 5-8% acceptance or something. Apparently one of the schools she'd replied to was good enough to at least send her a response, and in it they said it was 2-4% at their program. She might try again in the future, who knows.That sucks about her school results. I told u clinical psych was fucking rape. My condolences.
(I hope the banned under your name is fake!)$20 bucks says your wife is a fatty.
I mean this with no disrespect. What was her undergrad in? Can she get a "real" job with her current degree?Yeah, I think you'd said 5-8% acceptance or something. Apparently one of the schools she'd replied to was good enough to at least send her a response, and in it they said it was 2-4% at their program. She might try again in the future, who knows.
Have you peed on that hooker yet? That had the makings of some internet gold(en showers) if you followed through.$20 bucks says your wife is a fatty.